Guess what?

[mountainmage]

A claw is a claw, closed or not, in my opinion.

[Edminster]

And that kind of narrow-mindedness is why you will never be a Master of Fisting, let alone getting your Fisting Associates.

[mountainmage]

Yet somehow, that doesn't bother me one bit.

[Cirtur]

You say that now, but what will your story be when we're all at the beach fisting?

[mountainmage]

"Man, I'm glad I don't know anything about fisting. It worked as a great excuse not to go to the beach fisting party."

[Cirtur]

So in the future you'll be pretending you don't want to go to a beach fisting party?


I pity you.

[Edminster]

We should hold a pity party for Mage.

A pity fisting party.

[Cirtur]

Yeah, we'll show him the ropes, or should I say the gropes?

[mountainmage]

I'm pretty sure you can't grope with a fist.

[Cirtur]

But you sure can with two!

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

[Edminster]

I'm pretty sure you can't grope with a fist.

I swear, it's like you never had a fisting class in grade school.

[mountainmage]

I was deprived in my childhood, what can I say.

[Euclidthegreek]

Well that's the US education system for you there. Imagine, not even teaching elementary fisting to our kids anymore! :[] MM, I would be happy to give some basic instruction in fisting, just so that you can function in society.

Anyway, how can you have a grudge battle with 3 people?

Edit: I AM SATAN.*

*except not actually. Because the real number of the beast was 696, according to new translations.

[Edminster]

*except not actually. Because the real number of the beast was 696, according to new translations.

You're off by eighty, Euclid.

But yeah, being a horrible shut-in that blocks out everything he finds distasteful isn't going to win Mage many friends or get him any relationships, so you should definitely teach him a few of the finer points of fisting.

As for the trifecta of grudges, I think it works pretty okay as long as two of them team up only to stab each other in the back as soon as the other threat is neutralised.

[FengharTheNord]

I had something to say about fisting but I forgot.