Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!
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Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!
So as it turns out, the center of our galaxy tastes like raspberries and smells like Rum. I think this is conclusive evidence that God had a few too many Bangkok Monkeyshockers when he started this place.
Shut up, my theory of our universe being created because God was on a wicked bender is just as valid as any other Creationist theory!
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Speaking of crazy drinks, has anyone here actually tried Simon.'s recipe for a The Ghost of Creamy Steve?
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Simon., why do you insist on having everything about you break the formatting of written English?
Shut up, my theory of our universe being created because God was on a wicked bender is just as valid as any other Creationist theory!
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Speaking of crazy drinks, has anyone here actually tried Simon.'s recipe for a The Ghost of Creamy Steve?
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Simon., why do you insist on having everything about you break the formatting of written English?
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!
I think it's fair to say that this may have been God's last Bangkok Monkeyshocker, probably just got fed up with his creation, or suffered from an existential crisis. Either way, it was quite sad to hear of his passing, I barely got to know the guy.Guardian Article wrote:While scouring their data, the team also found evidence for the lethal chemical propyl cyanide in the same cloud. The two molecules are the largest yet discovered in deep space.
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"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!
I prefer Family Guy's Creation Theory...Edminster wrote:Shut up, my theory of our universe being created because God was on a wicked bender is just as valid as any other Creationist theory!
Apparently I don't have a clip
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Basically, God was arm wrestling his roommate Chug when he farted and threw it into Chugs face. He then felt another one coming and got Chugs lighter to light it and out came the universe... that'd be why it was the "big bang"
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!
served chilled in the vaccuum of space with a garnish of lonely photons from some distant star.Edminster wrote:tastes like raspberries and smells like Rum
Now, if you can just get your helmet off and open your mouth quickly enough to taste it before your skin freezes from the lack of heat, and your blood boils from the lack of pressure, enjoy!
Man, I made myself thirsty.
EDIT: I also made myself curious about what actually happens if you found yourself suddenly just floating out in space.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_exposure
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So they don't just balloon up and explode like that episode of the simpsons?
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!
SIMPSONS DID IT AHMET STOP STEALING FROM THE SIMPSONS
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!
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YOU'RE STEALING FROM THE SIMPSONS OR SOMETHING
SOMEHOW I AM NOT IN THE WRONG
SOMEHOW I AM NOT IN THE WRONG
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SOMEHOW I AM NOT IN THE CAPS LOCK, I AM JUST HOLDING THE Shift key.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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TECHNICALLY I WAS STEALING IT FROM SOUTH PARK, BUT IN TERMS OF POST IDEAS, YOU'RE A DIRTY THIEFCirtur wrote:YOU'RE STEALING FROM THE SIMPSONS OR SOMETHING
SOMEHOW I AM NOT IN THE WRONG
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!
ARE WE STILL ON FOR OUR WEEKLY "TEA AND A LIVELY DEBATE" ON SATURDAY? I DO SO ENJOY IT
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AS DO I IT IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEK.
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Re: Space: Now available in Rum and Raspberry!
EXCELLENT. I WILL SEE YOU THEN.
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I AM NOT TARDY. AM I ALLOWED TO BLAME THE JEW?
Just like an std, will never fully go away.