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They love shrimps, don't they?

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That's sexist! :[]
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rustypup wrote:That's sexist! :[]
This is probably my favourite post by you so far.

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It's why we love you, Cirtur.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."

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Shrimp? SHRIMP!?
It's PRAWN!!!
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Pro tip, Starling: he's trolling us
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."

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Probably should have put a 'TIC' at the end of that post.
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You're just giving him what he wants!
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."

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Apocalyptus wrote:You're just giving him what he wants!
I feel so dirty.

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Now you're one of us.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."

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Since the Shrimp shortage of 1985, we have been forced to eat only Prawns. It was a great blow to the economy but the Aussie Battlers survived.

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Do you guys like Forrest Gump? Because he goes shrimp fishing in that film.

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Shrimping. He goes shrimping.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Oh sorry. And then he invests in Apple.

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And names all of his fleet of ships Jenny.
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