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- Kimra
- He-Man in a Miniskirt
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Re: Twitter
You forgot the hat or knitted balaclava. Both of which are likely sewn to his head at different times. Like Joe Dirt.*
*feels wrong for making a reference to that movie.
*feels wrong for making a reference to that movie.
King Prawn
- Merrick
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Re: Twitter
Eh, close enough.
I've had a haircut since then, as it was taken in April.
Was the only 'shady' photo I could find.
I've had a haircut since then, as it was taken in April.
Was the only 'shady' photo I could find.
Edminster wrote:I heard that if you collect Merrick's sweat and use it to bathe in, you will become irresistible to women. At least, up until they figure out you're not Merrick.
LordRetard wrote:They say that Merrick has died and been reborn dozens of times.
- Frostbite
- I dunno.
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Re: Twitter
Well I just heard you are a shady man of mystery who is possibly international.
Doin' podcasts before they were cool.
- Merrick
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Re: Twitter
England isn't international.
Much.
Much.
Edminster wrote:I heard that if you collect Merrick's sweat and use it to bathe in, you will become irresistible to women. At least, up until they figure out you're not Merrick.
LordRetard wrote:They say that Merrick has died and been reborn dozens of times.
- Cirtur
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Re: Twitter
Listen, Merrick, you need act more aloof.
Rule 5 dictates that we've got to act more superior than those guys out there. ED DON'T READ THIS NEXT BIT
Americans are disgusting, mannerless blobs of flesh who resemble a pig-chicken hybrid in their attempts to act urbane. You must always remember that you are better than them and that nothing good will come of befriending one of the endless hordes of New Worlders.
ED CAN READ NOW
And we need to show those wonderful, delightful North Americans the respect they deserve.
Rule 5 dictates that we've got to act more superior than those guys out there. ED DON'T READ THIS NEXT BIT
Americans are disgusting, mannerless blobs of flesh who resemble a pig-chicken hybrid in their attempts to act urbane. You must always remember that you are better than them and that nothing good will come of befriending one of the endless hordes of New Worlders.
ED CAN READ NOW
And we need to show those wonderful, delightful North Americans the respect they deserve.
- Merrick
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Re: Twitter
Alright, I think I can do that.
stupid americans.
stupid americans.
Edminster wrote:I heard that if you collect Merrick's sweat and use it to bathe in, you will become irresistible to women. At least, up until they figure out you're not Merrick.
LordRetard wrote:They say that Merrick has died and been reborn dozens of times.
- Apocalyptus
- Not what you were expecting
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Re: Twitter
So you're married to someone you hate Cirtur? Sounds like a normal marriage then OH SNAP.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
- Edminster
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Re: Twitter
Aw, I love you, too.Cirtur wrote:Listen, Merrick, you need act more aloof.
Rule 5 dictates that we've got to act more superior than those guys out there.
And we need to show those wonderful, delightful North Americans the respect they deserve.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
- Cirtur
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Re: Twitter
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUTApocalyptus wrote:So you're married to someone you hate Cirtur? Sounds like a normal marriage then OH SNAP.
- Apocalyptus
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Re: Twitter
OH I AM SORRY I MUST HAVE MEANT SOMEONE ELSE. WE COOL, CIRTUR?
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
- Cirtur
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Re: Twitter
AS COOL AS WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN
- Apocalyptus
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Re: Twitter
AND THAT'S PRETTY COOL, RIGHT? RIGHT?
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
- Cirtur
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Re: Twitter
YES NEVER HAVE ARGUMENTS ERUPTED BETWEEN WE TWO
- Apocalyptus
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Re: Twitter
WE'RE TOTALLY BFF'S. WE EVEN HAVE MATCHING FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
- Cirtur
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Re: Twitter
I GAVE MINE TO A DOG.