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The dog ate it.
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Now Apocalyptus is a BFF with dog poop.
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Well it's not much of a change from being BFF's with Cirtur anyway.
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Hey guess what? We're not BFFs anymore!

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We know. You gave your bracelet to your dog, so that was already implied.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?

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I'm just saying I think it's fine when I disregard a relationship but when someone does that to me?


That hurts.

This has been a parody of all women.

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If only that wasn't so brutally true.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?

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Hah hah, women and their EMOTIONS.

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I know, why can't they just be logical and rational?
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?

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When will you women learn that these "feelings" as you call them stand in the way of BIG CASH PAYOFFS!

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Money is the only thing women can ever love. Oh, and emotional manipulation.
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And chocolate!
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You can buy chocolate with money.
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Image

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Just substitute chocolate for that and I would say that ad is 100% correct.
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