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Re: Twitter

Postby Merrick » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:16 pm

The dog ate it.
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Re: Twitter

Postby Sahan » Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:31 am

Now Apocalyptus is a BFF with dog poop.
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Re: Twitter

Postby Apocalyptus » Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:29 am

Well it's not much of a change from being BFF's with Cirtur anyway.
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Re: Twitter

Postby Cirtur » Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:25 am

Hey guess what? We're not BFFs anymore!
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Re: Twitter

Postby Sahan » Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:27 am

We know. You gave your bracelet to your dog, so that was already implied.
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Re: Twitter

Postby Cirtur » Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:35 am

I'm just saying I think it's fine when I disregard a relationship but when someone does that to me?


That hurts.

This has been a parody of all women.
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Re: Twitter

Postby Sahan » Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:46 am

If only that wasn't so brutally true.
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Re: Twitter

Postby LordRetard » Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:52 am

Hah hah, women and their EMOTIONS.
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Re: Twitter

Postby Sahan » Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:55 am

I know, why can't they just be logical and rational?
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Re: Twitter

Postby LordRetard » Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:59 am

When will you women learn that these "feelings" as you call them stand in the way of BIG CASH PAYOFFS!
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Re: Twitter

Postby Apocalyptus » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:37 am

Money is the only thing women can ever love. Oh, and emotional manipulation.
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Re: Twitter

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:52 pm

And chocolate!
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Re: Twitter

Postby Apocalyptus » Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:45 am

You can buy chocolate with money.
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Re: Twitter

Postby LordRetard » Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:47 am

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Re: Twitter

Postby Apocalyptus » Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:05 am

Just substitute chocolate for that and I would say that ad is 100% correct.
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