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Merrick
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Re: Twitter
The dog ate it.
Edminster wrote:I heard that if you collect Merrick's sweat and use it to bathe in, you will become irresistible to women. At least, up until they figure out you're not Merrick.
LordRetard wrote:They say that Merrick has died and been reborn dozens of times.
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Sahan
- "I promise you no penis jokes."
- Posts: 4360
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Re: Twitter
Now Apocalyptus is a BFF with dog poop.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Apocalyptus
- Not what you were expecting
- Posts: 5283
- Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:00 pm
- Location: Melbourne
Re: Twitter
Well it's not much of a change from being BFF's with Cirtur anyway.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Cirtur
- Licensed Troll Pornographer
- Posts: 9964
- Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 pm
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Re: Twitter
Hey guess what? We're not BFFs anymore!
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Sahan
- "I promise you no penis jokes."
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Re: Twitter
We know. You gave your bracelet to your dog, so that was already implied.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Cirtur
- Licensed Troll Pornographer
- Posts: 9964
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Re: Twitter
I'm just saying I think it's fine when I disregard a relationship but when someone does that to me?
That hurts.
This has been a parody of all women.
That hurts.
This has been a parody of all women.
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Sahan
- "I promise you no penis jokes."
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Re: Twitter
If only that wasn't so brutally true.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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LordRetard
- The Most Retardedest
- Posts: 9973
- Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:44 pm
- Location: My Parents' Basement
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Sahan
- "I promise you no penis jokes."
- Posts: 4360
- Joined: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:20 am
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Re: Twitter
I know, why can't they just be logical and rational?
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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LordRetard
- The Most Retardedest
- Posts: 9973
- Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:44 pm
- Location: My Parents' Basement
Re: Twitter
When will you women learn that these "feelings" as you call them stand in the way of BIG CASH PAYOFFS!
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Apocalyptus
- Not what you were expecting
- Posts: 5283
- Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:00 pm
- Location: Melbourne
Re: Twitter
Money is the only thing women can ever love. Oh, and emotional manipulation.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Oldrac the Chitinous
- Chicken O' the Sea
- Posts: 3477
- Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:41 pm
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Re: Twitter
And chocolate!
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Apocalyptus
- Not what you were expecting
- Posts: 5283
- Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:00 pm
- Location: Melbourne
Re: Twitter
You can buy chocolate with money.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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LordRetard
- The Most Retardedest
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Apocalyptus
- Not what you were expecting
- Posts: 5283
- Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:00 pm
- Location: Melbourne
Re: Twitter
Just substitute chocolate for that and I would say that ad is 100% correct.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."