Ed is temporarily out of commision
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Ed is temporarily out of commision
Talking to him now on phone, says that snowpocalypse will claim him, burned out hulk of snow plow stuck in front of his house.
ETA return unknown, power is out as well at his place.
ETA return unknown, power is out as well at his place.
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Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Take me instead
Take me instead
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Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision
It's time to let him go, Cirtur. In time you will heal, but for the rest of your life whenever it snows a single tear will trickle down your cold, untouched cheek.
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Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision
He's gone Cirtur. He's gone and he's never coming back...
I'll put together the ceremony. Does anyone know where I can find a Buddhist monk who can juggle chainsaws?
I'll put together the ceremony. Does anyone know where I can find a Buddhist monk who can juggle chainsaws?
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Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision
Ah, I see everyone got to it before me.
Yes, we have 24 inches of snow down here in College Park, Maryland. Ed's lost power too, so be sure to mail him some coal to heat his furnace.
Yes, we have 24 inches of snow down here in College Park, Maryland. Ed's lost power too, so be sure to mail him some coal to heat his furnace.
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Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision
I wrote a poem to express my sorrow.
Oh Ed, how the snow hath claimed thee
In it's grip so cold and icy
How I wish that you could be free
But that can not from what I see.
My heart it yearns for those arms of yours
But they are gone lost in work
And Jack Frost oh how he roars
And Jack Frost oh what a berk
And Fuck all yo haters we're just too invincible
Ed sinks the unsinkable
Cirtur drinks the undrinkable
You've stumbled on the strongest tryst
If you attack you'll learn the way of the fist!
Oh Ed, how the snow hath claimed thee
In it's grip so cold and icy
How I wish that you could be free
But that can not from what I see.
My heart it yearns for those arms of yours
But they are gone lost in work
And Jack Frost oh how he roars
And Jack Frost oh what a berk
And Fuck all yo haters we're just too invincible
Ed sinks the unsinkable
Cirtur drinks the undrinkable
You've stumbled on the strongest tryst
If you attack you'll learn the way of the fist!
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Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision
Oh God, now I'm the only one online! Now I'm in charge! What am I supposed to do! Oh no I was supposed to use my modpowers for good not evil!
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Looks like you're the only mod around, LR.
mmmmmm...
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Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision
Please don't try to seduce me to do wrong, Cirtur, I don't know if I can tell the difference if I don't have a moral guardian telling me what to do!
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Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision
Or we could just kill you, then there'd be no moderators at all.
Edminster wrote:I heard that if you collect Merrick's sweat and use it to bathe in, you will become irresistible to women. At least, up until they figure out you're not Merrick.
LordRetard wrote:They say that Merrick has died and been reborn dozens of times.
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Then whom will I be attracted to, Merrick?
Settle that one.
Settle that one.
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Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision
Everyone else.
Edminster wrote:I heard that if you collect Merrick's sweat and use it to bathe in, you will become irresistible to women. At least, up until they figure out you're not Merrick.
LordRetard wrote:They say that Merrick has died and been reborn dozens of times.
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Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision
Have you seen everyone else Merrick?
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Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision
I don't think you realise just how much of an internet tough guy I am.Merrick wrote:Or we could just kill you, then there'd be no moderators at all.
We are pretty hideous, yeah.Cirtur wrote:Have you seen everyone else Merrick?