Ed is temporarily out of commision

[drakken22]

Talking to him now on phone, says that snowpocalypse will claim him, burned out hulk of snow plow stuck in front of his house.
ETA return unknown, power is out as well at his place.

[Cirtur]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Take me instead

[Apocalyptus]

It's time to let him go, Cirtur. In time you will heal, but for the rest of your life whenever it snows a single tear will trickle down your cold, untouched cheek.

[Cirtur]

Damn you Snow!

[Lethal Interjection]

He's gone Cirtur. He's gone and he's never coming back...

I'll put together the ceremony. Does anyone know where I can find a Buddhist monk who can juggle chainsaws?

[ponyponyprettypony]

Ah, I see everyone got to it before me.

Yes, we have 24 inches of snow down here in College Park, Maryland. Ed's lost power too, so be sure to mail him some coal to heat his furnace.

[Cirtur]

I wrote a poem to express my sorrow.

Oh Ed, how the snow hath claimed thee
In it's grip so cold and icy
How I wish that you could be free
But that can not from what I see.

My heart it yearns for those arms of yours
But they are gone lost in work
And Jack Frost oh how he roars
And Jack Frost oh what a berk

And Fuck all yo haters we're just too invincible
Ed sinks the unsinkable
Cirtur drinks the undrinkable

You've stumbled on the strongest tryst
If you attack you'll learn the way of the fist!

[LordRetard]

Oh God, now I'm the only one online! Now I'm in charge! What am I supposed to do! Oh no I was supposed to use my modpowers for good not evil!

[Cirtur]

Looks like you're the only mod around, LR.

mmmmmm...

[LordRetard]

Please don't try to seduce me to do wrong, Cirtur, I don't know if I can tell the difference if I don't have a moral guardian telling me what to do!

[Merrick]

Or we could just kill you, then there'd be no moderators at all.

[Cirtur]

Then whom will I be attracted to, Merrick?

Settle that one.

[Merrick]

Everyone else.

[Cirtur]

Have you seen everyone else Merrick?

[LordRetard]

Or we could just kill you, then there'd be no moderators at all.

I don't think you realise just how much of an internet tough guy I am.

Have you seen everyone else Merrick?

We are pretty hideous, yeah.