I Want It!

[Lethal Interjection]

Hmm... include the chains and get rid of the beard and this is my ideal gift... to me.

I watched that scene last night.
Unfortunately the movie was on with dubbed censoring AND was cut for syndication, so Reynolds' sass was cut short and the infamous "cock-juggling thunder cu*t" line was replaced with some useless toned-down generic replacement.

[LordRetard]

Oh man, that wallpaper!

Hahah my friend told me this wacky story:

There are these four guys and they all go camping together, and they hate it. So, they decide to split up and see if they have a better time that way, and then they all come back and talk about their day.

The first guy goes, "I went north and my day sucked, I nearly got mauled a bear!"

The second guy goes, "I went east and my day was pretty bad, I just wandered around aimlessly."

The third guy goes, "I went south and my day was all right, I went swimming by the lake."

The fourth guy then goes and says, "my day was great!" So they press him for details. He says, "I went west and found some train tracks, and there was a woman tied to them! So I untied her and we had sex in 37 different positions and it was really fucking awesome!"

So they're all in awe and going, "fuck yeah!" And the first guy goes, "so did she give you head?" The fourth guy goes, "no, I couldn't find it."

[Apocalyptus]

Hahaha I love those jokes that you feel guilty for laughing at but can't help it because it really is funny.

Also, while we're on the subject of things that we want...




Excuse me while I go stock up on my chloroform supplies.

[LordRetard]

The Black Dahlia

I was tempted to go for something more graphic but if you really want it just google it, 'cause I'm making no friends posting Elizabeth Short after the fact. Well, except other people like me.

[Lethal Interjection]

Christine Hendricks is definitely teh hawt.

[Kimra]

I watched that scene last night.
Unfortunately the movie was on with dubbed censoring AND was cut for syndication, so Reynolds' sass was cut short and the infamous "cock-juggling thunder cu*t" line was replaced with some useless toned-down generic replacement.

Now that I have a thing for him, I better go re-watch that movie. He won me over as Deadpool.*

*you know, post operations.

[Lethal Interjection]

I watched that scene last night.
Unfortunately the movie was on with dubbed censoring AND was cut for syndication, so Reynolds' sass was cut short and the infamous "cock-juggling thunder cu*t" line was replaced with some useless toned-down generic replacement.

Now that I have a thing for him, I better go re-watch that movie. He won me over as Deadpool.*

*you know, post operations.

I'd say Blade Trinity is probably his most entertaining work, and made that movie very good. The quick wit of his characters (actually, the only things I've liked him in were that and Van Wilder... oh and Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place*) is tremendously entertaining.

*Actually, he was pretty good in Waiting, although the movie sucked hard.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Confession time: I have no idea who that guy is, or what movie that scene is from.

[Lethal Interjection]

Confession time: I have no idea who that guy is, or what movie that scene is from.

Ryan Reynolds.

Blade: Trinity.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Ahh, okay.

Grazie.

[Kimra]

I wrote something funny to go with this link, but then someone turned the power off and I lost it.

Enjoy anyway: Mr. Reynolds.*



*not Ryan.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Um.

[Edminster]

I wrote something funny to go with this link, but then someone turned the power off and I lost it.

Enjoy anyway: Mr. Reynolds.*



*not Ryan.

Why thank you! I needed something new to infest my nightmares.

[Kimra]

Why thank you! I needed something new to infest my nightmares.

Happy to oblige!

[Frostbite]

Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.