Duuuuucks

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

There are a lot of ducks across the street from where I live.




There are also a few seagulls, but they kind of keep to themselves.


Until recently, they were all swimming in a little 5'x15' section of unfrozen river.
I don't think I have ever seen ducks do this before.

[Cirtur]

Ducks are silly.


Silly ducks.

[Edminster]

holy shit you weren't kidding about the ducks

i am disappointed that you never mentioned the seagulls before >:(

[Euclidthegreek]

You know what's even crazier? Squirrels. Man are squirrels crazy. They jumped on my friend's crotch before. Squirrels can attack you at any moment. Oooh how they are insane.

[Cirtur]

And in England you're allowed to murder Grey Squirrels.

[Apocalyptus]

But not any other colour?

[Cirtur]

I think you can murder any colour except Red.

[LordRetard]

Everything burns that's not red in this universe! I hope to set it all aflame.

[Euclidthegreek]

And in England you're allowed to murder Grey Squirrels.

Good. Grey squirrels are the tools of satan.

[Frostbite]

They are not the tools of a tool shed though.

[Cirtur]

One of those would be for example, a hammer.

[Frostbite]

Not of the MC variety though. I doubt one would get any work at all done with him around.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Yeah, he'd always be telling you to stop.

[Frostbite]

And then be demanding it to be hammer time, when in fact no, it is table saw time. You aren't going to get a good cut with a hammer.

[Cirtur]

What if you've got a wedge?

Like a good one. Not one of those shitty wedges that they give away free with porn mags.