Happy new yearz!
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Re: Happy new yearz!
What if one of those extra 9 presidents was YOUR president?
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That's supposed to be a sort of deterrent?
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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I'm not talking about the president of your country, I'm talking about your household president. The one you found on the side of the road and nursed back to health.
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Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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'Nuff said.Sahan wrote:-INFORMATION CLASSIFIED-
Edminster wrote:I'm starting to think Euclid lives in the past.
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Meh. I'm a hitman, why would I be nursing anyone back to health? Know you nothing of the trade?
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Re: Happy new yearz!
Everyone should be healthy before they die.
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Or else they deduct points for only doing part of the job.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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drumming up business. You can't have people dying of natural causes.Kimra wrote:Meh. I'm a hitman, why would I be nursing anyone back to health? Know you nothing of the trade?
If you do it right, you might be able to collect on the same guy twice.
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You can't let them know it was the same guy though, you have to dress them up, give them a new identity, and then take them again once they become a threat to your employers again.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Brothers Grim break into the lucrative organised crime market.Sahan wrote:You can't let them know it was the same guy though, you have to dress them up, give them a new identity, and then take them again once they become a threat to your employers again.
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This all has great potential but I am fundamentally a killer, and if I was inclined to drum up extra business the Grimm way I would just hire someone else to do it, and instead of paying them kill them when they had done their job.
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I'm pretty sure people who deal with killers are aware of the risks of killing.
I think they'd either have safeguards or not be in business for very long. Evolution of the market in application!
I think they'd either have safeguards or not be in business for very long. Evolution of the market in application!
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Yes. I never stop hearing about how reliable and dependable and useful desperate immigrants are.
They always get the job done to the highest degree of quality.
They always get the job done to the highest degree of quality.