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[Cirtur]

Because he doesn't have any other cards except the race card.

Cards!

[Frostbite]

He must have bought some weird deck of cards then.

[LordRetard]

Because he doesn't have any other cards except the race card.

Cards!

I'm half-expecting you to suddenly transition and go, "yes a card game sounds innocent enough, doesn't it?"

[Raziel]

I was told to post here... Hi.

[smiley_cow]

Hi! And welcome!

[LordRetard]

Enjoy your stay! SMBCForums gets pretty exciting, if I do say so myself!

EDIT: So, Raziel's interests state that he is into "masturbation". Welcome to SMBCForums!

[Euclidthegreek]

He sounds like he'll fit right in.

Welcome. Is 22 your womb-exiting age, or your mom's age plus the sum of a convergent geometric series of ages?

[LordRetard]

Hahah he's actually only 2 years old. But very precocious!

[AHMETxRock]

GOD DAMN. Look at this. JUST LOOK AT THIS!

[Raziel]

Hmmm, it would appear that more interests are in order...

Well anyone who gets the reference found in my name knows that I'm a huge Legacy of Kain fan (I'm Raziel'sRevenge over at the Eidos forums, with over 1000 posts over 7 years), and while I do love masturbation I've been getting very little of it due to the fact that I'm in college and have a roommate (you do not want to have a near-stranger walk in on that!). I do love to rock-climb, or really any sort of physical activity that involves the possibility of massive injury if I take one wrong step, but it's important that I'm not on any sort of team (i.e. fuck football, but huzzah for badminton!). I'm a psychology major, at one point in my life I had a 10" green mohawk, currently I'm going for the "I'm too lazy to do anything with my hair so it's just sort of dreadlocking look". I stand 6'3" tall, always wear steel-toe boots (they've saved me from many a broken toe) and know the hell that is working at a convenience store. I should mention that I have a girlfriend about 1 and 1/2 years, and live in Upstate New York. Now, if that isn't enough information to properly stalk me by all means, feel free to ask some more!

Oh, and the age listed is my legal age, my formulaic age is 33 (that's not including any generations past my mother though).

[Euclidthegreek]

Thank you, sir.

Sorry we got so mad at you, we still have Steve on our minds.

[Cirtur]

FUCKING STEEEEEVE

[Raziel]

... Steve? That's my dad's name...

[Raziel]

Thank you, sir.

Sorry we got so mad at you, we still have Steve on our minds.

And I sensed no anger, so all is well *continues to be oblivious to the world around me*

[Edminster]

GODDAMMIT STEVE I HATE YOU SO MUCH