I meant before he got knifed, he should have had protection.AHMETxRock wrote:Actually he had metal plates in his body, so he kinda did.
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You know who I fucking hate? Daredevil. He's got the power of sight. That just about qualifies him as an "everyday hero".
I think there should be more super-heroes with limited/no powers. Who gives a shit if everyone's Superman? He does whatever the hell he wants!
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Unless of course Batman's around.LordRetard wrote:Who gives a shit if everyone's Superman? He does whatever the hell he wants!
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Not that I care a lick about Daredevil, but it is a bit more than that. Enhanced hearing which produces a different sort of 'sight' that might be a little more than what we can see normally (like that guy hidden behind those boxes over there). Also, I guess Daredevil would have 360 vision? I mean the stuff to the rear wouldn't be as clear because of the way our ears work, but still.LordRetard wrote:You know who I fucking hate? Daredevil. He's got the power of sight. That just about qualifies him as an "everyday hero".
I think there should be more super-heroes with limited/no powers. Who gives a shit if everyone's Superman? He does whatever the hell he wants!
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That was really long.Edminster wrote:Unless of course Batman's around.LordRetard wrote:Who gives a shit if everyone's Superman? He does whatever the hell he wants!
I don't know that makes him about as powerful as a guy with eyes on stalks.Lethal Interjection wrote:Not that I care a lick about Daredevil, but it is a bit more than that. Enhanced hearing which produces a different sort of 'sight' that might be a little more than what we can see normally (like that guy hidden behind those boxes over there). Also, I guess Daredevil would have 360 vision? I mean the stuff to the rear wouldn't be as clear because of the way our ears work, but still.LordRetard wrote:You know who I fucking hate? Daredevil. He's got the power of sight. That just about qualifies him as an "everyday hero".
I think there should be more super-heroes with limited/no powers. Who gives a shit if everyone's Superman? He does whatever the hell he wants!
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Fucking loooong gif.
Like the andalians? I don't know what they're called, but the centaur things from Animorphs.LordRetard wrote:I don't know that makes him about as powerful as a guy with eyes on stalks.
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Andalites! Why do I remember that but not any of my birthdays?Cirtur wrote:Fucking loooong gif.
Like the andalians? I don't know what they're called, but the centaur things from Animorphs.LordRetard wrote:I don't know that makes him about as powerful as a guy with eyes on stalks.
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Because animorphs are cool.
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Daredevil has the power of Sonar! He's super effective against dolphins and submarines. Or, like, if there were a bat-themed superhero or something.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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A bat-themed superhero?
Who would buy that
Who would buy that
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What the fuck. I totally mentioned Animorphs as something I read when I was younger and no one said anything about it. I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE!
Seriously guys, this is not cool at all.
Anyways, I'd think of Daredevil the same as I thought of Tiresias. Hera took away his sight, so Zeus gave him the power to see the future. Daredevil trained against his handicap to be just as capable a fighter as Batman or something, although Batman is still cooler. HOW DOES BATMAN HIT THAT GUY BEHIND HIM IN THE FACE WITHOUT LOOKING?
Seriously guys, this is not cool at all.
Anyways, I'd think of Daredevil the same as I thought of Tiresias. Hera took away his sight, so Zeus gave him the power to see the future. Daredevil trained against his handicap to be just as capable a fighter as Batman or something, although Batman is still cooler. HOW DOES BATMAN HIT THAT GUY BEHIND HIM IN THE FACE WITHOUT LOOKING?
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Mirrors? Or he's got a good memory.
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He just punches behind himself every once in a while, but they don't show it when there's nobody back there.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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I would pay to go to the cinema to see Batman punching behind himself when nobody's there.
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What are you talking about, people totally said things about it. Even I said things about it.AHMETxRock wrote:What the fuck. I totally mentioned Animorphs as something I read when I was younger and no one said anything about it. I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE!
Seriously guys, this is not cool at all.
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