Happy April Fool's!

[Frostbite]

5-7 year olds is my age group fella.

[Cirtur]

And he's terrified of at least one of them.

[Apocalyptus]

Wouldn't you be terrified of a 5 year old with the same name as you and a big knife?
Frostbite's so afraid, so afraid...

[Frostbite]

Rightfully so, kid is going to kidnap and murder me.

[Apocalyptus]

Maybe he already has and is the one typing your posts right now.

[Cirtur]

THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE

I had a joke about that in one of my notebooks. It was the Police saying the calls were coming from inside his house and it was his mum telling him it was time for tea.

[LordRetard]

Father Frost says you're to go home immediately... Your tea is ready.

[Frostbite]

Am I to presume I'm Father Frost? When did I have kids? How did I miss this?

[Apocalyptus]

Well, you and Cirtur have been awfully close with your 'man club' recently. Maybe you adopted some more children.

[Frostbite]

More? That implies I had children to begin with.

[Apocalyptus]

Not you, I mean Cirtur. He already has HARDKORE.

[Frostbite]

Man, I missed a lot of forum things.

[Apocalyptus]

You have no one to blame but yourself.

[Frostbite]

Well yeah...but am I going to actually accept that blame? Hell no.

[Apocalyptus]

I am disappoint.
In you.