Competitive Eating

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Mon May 03, 2010 4:49 pm

Well I have it on a good evidence that banana disagrees you.

smiley_cow · Post by **smiley_cow** » Mon May 03, 2010 6:20 pm

This documentary made me think of this thread. The story of an Anorexic turned competitive eater.

Raziel · Post by **Raziel** » Thu May 06, 2010 8:29 pm

Well, the day approaches... I really can't afford to lose this thing lol

Also: nice video. "You've really gotta respect the size of his nuts" is a my kind of compliment.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Thu May 06, 2010 8:33 pm

Which is the day again, Raziel?

Raziel · Post by **Raziel** » Mon May 10, 2010 2:21 pm

Tomorrow!

Snarky00 · Post by **Snarky00** » Mon May 10, 2010 2:35 pm

No more eating until the competition!

Apocalyptus · Post by **Apocalyptus** » Mon May 10, 2010 2:36 pm

But that will make his stomach shrink, which will doom him from the start!

Snarky00 · Post by **Snarky00** » Mon May 10, 2010 2:39 pm

Shouldn't shrink too permanently in one day.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Mon May 10, 2010 3:16 pm

Cramping will definately occur.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Mon May 10, 2010 7:07 pm

Most people recommend: aim to be hungry, but not too hungry.

Raziel · Post by **Raziel** » Mon May 10, 2010 7:46 pm

I've been eating monstrously large meals this week, and I plan on keeping it up for the rest of today. Tomorrow will have a small breakfast and no lunch, and quite a bit of time on the shitter before the event. My compadre in all of this has been trying to convince me to drink 6 shots of espresso 5 minutes beforehand in order to speed up my metabolism, but I'm fairly sure that's a bad idea...

By the way: if I do actually throw up*, am I going to be required to post pictures of that as well? I will, but I'd much rather only show myself being gluttonous on pizza, and more importantly I'm not exactly sure why any of you would want to see such a thing...

In either case, I'll try to have pictures up by Wednesday (it's finals time, cut me some slack).

*Okay so that's really more of a "when" than "if"

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Mon May 10, 2010 7:57 pm

Photos of you retching in pain is okay. Photos of "look at what I just ate!" is not.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Mon May 10, 2010 8:10 pm

Yeah, you'd have to list them all seperately.

Raziel · Post by **Raziel** » Tue May 11, 2010 1:54 am

LordRetard wrote:Photos of you retching in pain is okay. Photos of "look at what I just ate!" is not.

Got it!

AHMETxRock wrote:Yeah, you'd have to list them all seperately.

Wait, if I'm going to post pictures of what I've just ate I'll have to label each individual part? Or am I misreading that?

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Tue May 11, 2010 3:07 am

Raziel wrote:
LordRetard wrote:Photos of you retching in pain is okay. Photos of "look at what I just ate!" is not.
Got it!

AHMETxRock wrote:Yeah, you'd have to list them all seperately.
Wait, if I'm going to post pictures of what I've just ate I'll have to label each individual part? Or am I misreading that?

Yes.

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