Competitive Eating
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Well I have it on a good evidence that banana disagrees you.
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Re: Competitive Eating
This documentary made me think of this thread. The story of an Anorexic turned competitive eater.
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Well, the day approaches... I really can't afford to lose this thing lol
Also: nice video. "You've really gotta respect the size of his nuts" is a my kind of compliment.
Also: nice video. "You've really gotta respect the size of his nuts" is a my kind of compliment.
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Re: Competitive Eating
Which is the day again, Raziel?
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Tomorrow!
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No more eating until the competition!
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But that will make his stomach shrink, which will doom him from the start!
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Shouldn't shrink too permanently in one day.
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Re: Competitive Eating
Most people recommend: aim to be hungry, but not too hungry.
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I've been eating monstrously large meals this week, and I plan on keeping it up for the rest of today. Tomorrow will have a small breakfast and no lunch, and quite a bit of time on the shitter before the event. My compadre in all of this has been trying to convince me to drink 6 shots of espresso 5 minutes beforehand in order to speed up my metabolism, but I'm fairly sure that's a bad idea...
By the way: if I do actually throw up*, am I going to be required to post pictures of that as well? I will, but I'd much rather only show myself being gluttonous on pizza, and more importantly I'm not exactly sure why any of you would want to see such a thing...
In either case, I'll try to have pictures up by Wednesday (it's finals time, cut me some slack).
*Okay so that's really more of a "when" than "if"
By the way: if I do actually throw up*, am I going to be required to post pictures of that as well? I will, but I'd much rather only show myself being gluttonous on pizza, and more importantly I'm not exactly sure why any of you would want to see such a thing...
In either case, I'll try to have pictures up by Wednesday (it's finals time, cut me some slack).
*Okay so that's really more of a "when" than "if"
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Re: Competitive Eating
Photos of you retching in pain is okay. Photos of "look at what I just ate!" is not.
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Yeah, you'd have to list them all seperately.
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Got it!LordRetard wrote:Photos of you retching in pain is okay. Photos of "look at what I just ate!" is not.
Wait, if I'm going to post pictures of what I've just ate I'll have to label each individual part? Or am I misreading that?AHMETxRock wrote:Yeah, you'd have to list them all seperately.
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Yes.Raziel wrote:Got it!LordRetard wrote:Photos of you retching in pain is okay. Photos of "look at what I just ate!" is not.
Wait, if I'm going to post pictures of what I've just ate I'll have to label each individual part? Or am I misreading that?AHMETxRock wrote:Yeah, you'd have to list them all seperately.
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