ASK A MUSLIM!
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Re: ASK A MUSLIM!
My brother decided to showcase his drawings, so he decided to register myworksofart.net
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My brother's initial screen name was flamerider until he was informed what that could be interpreted as.
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How did your family react when he came out?
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I've never heard of a 10-year-old coming out, but I'd imagine it'd be met with confusion.
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Use your own semen. It's got to havae turned yellow by now through disuse. BURN.Kurtis55555 wrote:I broke my Yellow Crayola.. any advice Mr.Musim?
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Does anyone know how to respond to this??AHMETxRock wrote:Use your own semen. It's got to havae turned yellow by now through disuse. BURN.Kurtis55555 wrote:I broke my Yellow Crayola.. any advice Mr.Musim?
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Typically, I'd say "Classic Ahmetism, there." So I will.
Classic Ahmetism, there.
Classic Ahmetism, there.
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How do you use semen to put a crayon together? And how does Kurtis's presumed abstainance from masturbation burn? Or does he have a vat of semen which he has sitting at home, that hasn't been used?AHMETxRock wrote:Use your own semen. It's got to havae turned yellow by now through disuse. BURN.Kurtis55555 wrote:I broke my Yellow Crayola.. any advice Mr.Musim?
Edminster wrote:I'm starting to think Euclid lives in the past.
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It's possible - he may have heard that semen is very good for the skin. That's right gentlemen, no longer will you have to shell out your hard-earned money on skin products - you have your very own skin product factory attached to you!Euclidthegreek wrote:Or does he have a vat of semen which he has sitting at home, that hasn't been used?
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Allegedly it's good for sore throats too, but I don't remember where I heard it from (it may have been in a stand-up comedian's routine) so I don't know if it's true or not.
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I am willing to be a martyr and let any attractive lady utilise my semen.
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Oh YOU!
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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