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You're looking at the teeth, but you're missing... the smile!

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Have I mentioned SMBC's ad-free patreon page?

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Should this be rated NSFW?

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I read a guy the other day saying all cognitive tasks will be automated, so it's important to stay flexible, and all I can figure is he was imagining humans would make a good building material.

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The funny part is every action in your life turns SOME torture dial!

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I'm pretty sure this is how Stoicism works, just more douchey.

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The key is to put the self-on-fire at the beginning of the video and promise to show that it technically cures cancer, but only if you watch to the end without skipping.

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Later it turns out the duck was getting with a porcupine and had a litter of Echidnas.

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Brought to you by the All Theodicy compilation of SMBC, coming 2035.

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Brought to you by Zach hasn't studied physics in years and is trying to read through the famous Mike and Ike quantum computing textbook.

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She immediately starts building a child-size oven in a house made of candy.

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The only offputting part is when the young burst out later.

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It's not about the humanicide, it's about avoiding awkwardness.

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He got cursed with it after that time Jesus yelled at a fig tree.

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Whoever figures out the bonus panel puzzle gets 3 Internet Points.

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Does this change my imaginary Erdos number to a complex number?

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Does this change my imaginary Erdos number to a complex number?

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Does this change my imaginary Erdos number to a complex number?

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Does this change my imaginary Erdos number to a complex number?

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The survivors try to escape on a trolley but get derailed when they swerve toward five people.