I love my readers:

J: awesome! You just got me another girl's phone number!
J: met this really cute, liberal, social-conscience girl at a party and told her she was responsible for lowering green-house gases enough for the aliens to invade. She laughed and I got digits
J: you should create a zach's guide to picking-up women web-site and charge for your material!
Gonna have a slight redesign of the site in the next few days to accommodate a different ad structure. I'm gonna try to have another update tonight. WOOP!