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Hope this insight ruins you as much as it ruined me.

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If this profound insight leads to a future utopia, somebody owes me a dollar.

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Linguists are cruel.

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The real question is how long until each of these can be one-shotted.

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Actually for me you can get it down to an eyeroll and a tired sigh.

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Really should've gone for even more closeup on panel 2.

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Meanwhile the Engineers are just lighting themselves on fire to see what happens.

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Actually maybe this is the solution to the Fermi Paradox.

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I believe this comic is making fun of naive objections to consequentialism, but I am not 100% certain.

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Pretty pleased with panel 2.

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I'm having the last panel inscribed on my tombstone.

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Also I have very revealing undergarments but not in an attractive way.

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If I can get just one teen girl to use the word epistemic, this entire career will have been valuable.

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I feel like if you said this on twitter someone wearing a shirt that reads INTERNET would come into your house and take an ax to your router.

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It is now only cheating in your reference frame.

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The president is actually doing the same thing in the third to last panel.

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Back when I was in art school, we believed in this with all our hearts.

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It's not a topical comic in that I suspect I'll be posting it every few years for a long time.

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The secret ingredient is a half teaspoon of rosewater.

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Aw, he's fucking off.