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It's okay because the ai is about to be decommissioned for a slightly better model.

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This is what they mean, right? All those substacks where someone says History tells us?

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She just sits at the computer pressing compile, and it keeps saying sorry.

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There could've been 400 kinds of avocado you maniacs!

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Okay, you didn't learn but you achieved the fifth derivative of learning!

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Later it turns out to be a gay bar, and things go better than expected.

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Once Simulation Theory logic is allowed, you can prove ANYTHING.

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Sometimes, you just gotta do a silly jokes for everyone.

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Turns out it's all Zuckerberg, for both reasons.

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There's a reason we spent 100,000 years with the same stone tools.

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Later you're just trying to chill and they keep insisting you engage in free trade with The Orient.

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The annoying thing is how that one cousin keeps removing your access to oxygen even though you asked him politely not to.

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You kids today don't suffer like I suffered in my day, which is good because suffering is bad.

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Also how come you never just get a neutral mob?

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I heard you like relatable slice of life humor?

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If you didn't want me to look, you shouldn't have evolved elaborate mimicry.

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This way avoids violence.

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Turns out the combination of sycophancy and lack of persistent experience of reality is irresistible.

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I heard you like family slice-of-life comics, Internet!

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I haven't dated in a long time, so this may be unrealistic.