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		<language>en-us</language><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Time]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/time-8"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1789156114-20260912.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Kelly thought this was stupid, so please make sure to share it.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/time-8</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/time-8</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transporter]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/transporter-3"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1788990439-20260911.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>We're about 6 weeks away from being able to do an Only Transporter Problem book.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/transporter-3</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/transporter-3</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shilling]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/shilling"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1788990389-20260910.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I really do wonder if paid disinformation orgs have the same office politics as everywhere else.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/shilling</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/shilling</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Club]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/club-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1788823653-20260909.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>God also has a joke about how both oblivion and eternal recurrence are terrifying, and there is no middle ground.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/club-2</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/club-2</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Major]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/major"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1788829654-20260908.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The MBAs are no good because when the lights are off they think it's nighttime and go to sleep.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/major</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/major</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conscious]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conscious-9"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1788659266-20260907.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>There should be a version of the Chinese Room where the guy inside has to speak French and has to remember those classes he cheated on in high school.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conscious-9</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conscious-9</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Seized]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/seized"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1788659223-20260906.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Please let Professor Sykes know there's a free bad caricature available for him.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/seized</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/seized</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Imagine]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/imagine-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1788486090-20260905.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>They actually say modulus, but journalists dumb it down.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/imagine-2</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/imagine-2</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Money]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/money"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1788389708-20260904.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>It's the ones who go on TV that you really need to look out for.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/money</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/money</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Meaning]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/meaning-9"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1788389671-20260903.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Is it the thong? Is the problem that I use a thong?</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/meaning-9</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/meaning-9</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dilemma]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dilemma-5"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1788222449-20260902.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Honestly, you can just assume eating ten as a given and move on.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dilemma-5</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dilemma-5</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Philosophy]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/philosophy-6"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1788222026-20260901.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Anyone who doesn't find this funny is in the lower right.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/philosophy-6</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/philosophy-6</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Royal]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/royal"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1788113889-20260831.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Later he regrets strangling the jester.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/royal</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/royal</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Secret]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/secret"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1788050865-20260830.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The good news is you can put beer back there.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/secret</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/secret</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Echo]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/echo"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1787948076-20260829.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>This is but one entry in my future guide to sex.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/echo</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/echo</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experience]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experience-7"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1787776651-20260828.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Somehow it become Experience Machine month?</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experience-7</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/experience-7</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Satan]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/satan-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1787776608-20260827.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>And look where he put the anus. I mean it's right in the middle of the action. This guy is brilliant!</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/satan-2</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/satan-2</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Psy]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/psy"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1787609283-20260826.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>This is of course an SMBC psyop.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/psy</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/psy</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jedi]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/jedi"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1787609246-20260825.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Later he returns as Darth Flation.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/jedi</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/jedi</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Demon]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/demon"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1787446945-20260824.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Theory: Gettier's big discovery came while accidentally reading Descartes backwards.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/demon</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/demon</guid></item></channel></rss>