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You: You are a random stranger
Stranger: you are a Classy Lady
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
You: Could you smell it?
Stranger: your vag
Stranger: yep
You: Sometimes I can smell it
Stranger: smells like a freakin fish markey
You: Sounds like the ocean
Stranger: its true
You: True blue
You: So
You: YOu wanna join the marines/
You: I'm recruitin
Stranger: i actually might when i get old enough
Stranger: you know, serve your country and shit
You: You are never too young to join the marines
Stranger: see if ive got the willpower
You: We take 'em from all ages
Stranger: yes you are
Stranger: im fifteen
You: all walks of life
You: Good
Stranger: no fifteen year olds
You: Younger would be even better
You: Gotta get that youthful vitality
You: and break it'
Stranger: what are you, a predator?
You: then suck out all the nutrients
Stranger: yep
You: for eternal life
Stranger: if youre one of those twilight fans ima kick your ass
You: Oshit
You: Twilight is goin on in the other room
You: I refuse to watch it
Stranger: well youre probably not affiliated with the marines, but on the off chance that you are, i supporrt what you guys do
You: Would you support them if they liked twilight?
You: Cuz they do
You: They are watching it in my livingroo- errr "messhall"
Stranger: im sorry, i have some period blood to drink
You: Tasty