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Re: ASK A MUSLIM!

by Cirtur » Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:21 pm

Pot meet kettle.

Re: ASK A MUSLIM!

by AHMETxRock » Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:49 pm

Crazy man.

Re: ASK A MUSLIM!

by FengharTheNord » Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:46 pm

Oh YOU!

Interesting

by linklidk » Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:34 am

Good jobs,Very Interesting....

Re: ASK A MUSLIM!

by Cirtur » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:45 am

I am willing to be a martyr and let any attractive lady utilise my semen.

Re: ASK A MUSLIM!

by mountainmage » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:18 am

Allegedly it's good for sore throats too, but I don't remember where I heard it from (it may have been in a stand-up comedian's routine) so I don't know if it's true or not.

Re: ASK A MUSLIM!

by Apocalyptus » Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:47 am

Euclidthegreek wrote:Or does he have a vat of semen which he has sitting at home, that hasn't been used?
It's possible - he may have heard that semen is very good for the skin. That's right gentlemen, no longer will you have to shell out your hard-earned money on skin products - you have your very own skin product factory attached to you!

Re: ASK A MUSLIM!

by Euclidthegreek » Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:15 am

AHMETxRock wrote:
Kurtis55555 wrote:I broke my Yellow Crayola.. any advice Mr.Musim?
Use your own semen. It's got to havae turned yellow by now through disuse. BURN.
How do you use semen to put a crayon together? And how does Kurtis's presumed abstainance from masturbation burn? Or does he have a vat of semen which he has sitting at home, that hasn't been used?

Re: ASK A MUSLIM!

by mountainmage » Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:06 am

Typically, I'd say "Classic Ahmetism, there." So I will.

Classic Ahmetism, there.

Re: ASK A MUSLIM!

by LordRetard » Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:58 am

AHMETxRock wrote:
Kurtis55555 wrote:I broke my Yellow Crayola.. any advice Mr.Musim?
Use your own semen. It's got to havae turned yellow by now through disuse. BURN.
Does anyone know how to respond to this??

Re: ASK A MUSLIM!

by AHMETxRock » Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:49 am

Kurtis55555 wrote:I broke my Yellow Crayola.. any advice Mr.Musim?
Use your own semen. It's got to havae turned yellow by now through disuse. BURN.

Re: ASK A MUSLIM!

by mountainmage » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:25 pm

I've never heard of a 10-year-old coming out, but I'd imagine it'd be met with confusion.

Re: ASK A MUSLIM!

by Cirtur » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:41 pm

How did your family react when he came out?

Re: ASK A MUSLIM!

by mountainmage » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:43 pm

My brother's initial screen name was flamerider until he was informed what that could be interpreted as.

Re: ASK A MUSLIM!

by Cirtur » Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:37 pm

My brother decided to showcase his drawings, so he decided to register myworksofart.net

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