[2011-Aug-23] Doin' Your Mom

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Re: [2011-Aug-23] Doin' Your Mom

by Guest » Thu May 09, 2024 6:43 am

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Re: [2011-Aug-23] Doin' Your Mom

by Guest » Sun May 05, 2024 9:40 am

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Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

by Guest » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:04 pm

Lethal Interjection wrote:I can't wait to tell my son that "when I was your age I was telling you how at your age I copulated with your mother". Granted I'll be pretty old, and I don't know how clear it will be without my teeth in.
Write it down then

Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

by Guestbasha » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:05 am

Guest wrote:Sorrrry math is wrong :x

Its 2 * (YOUR age at THEIR birth) -0.75
bahaha, newp, YOU'RE wrong, the math in the comic was just fine. Yours only works if you include the -0.75 in the parentheses:
2 * (YOUR age at THEIR birth - 0.75)

But why bother? The original comic was more clear.

Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

by Lethal Interjection » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:45 am

I can't wait to tell my son that "when I was your age I was telling you how at your age I copulated with your mother". Granted I'll be pretty old, and I don't know how clear it will be without my teeth in.

Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

by The_Coyltonian » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:39 am

Surely this needs to be "there are only X days (where X is equal to the number of children)"

Possibly needs further modifications for multiple births and children not surviving to their SMBC-burn-day (or children who's SMBC-burn-day will not occur until after you have died).

#justsaying

Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

by Guest » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:33 am

Lethal Interjection wrote:How would this work if my child aged backwards?
"In 25 years and 9 months, I'll be mom ruoy gniod!"

Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

by Gangler » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:33 am

The moment you were born plus 9 months.

Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

by Lethal Interjection » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:10 am

How would this work if my child aged backwards?

Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

by Guest1 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:05 pm

For those of you still doubting the math, think of it this way: If you concieved a child at the age of 24, your child will be 24 when you are 48 plus the 9 month gestation period (2*(your childs age) + .75).

Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

by Guest » Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:10 pm

Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:This doesn't work out so well because I would be 47 when my dad would be telling me this...
Your dad had you at 94.75 years old?
ugh, nevermind. Thank god I posted that as guest

Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

by Guest » Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:05 pm

Guest wrote:This doesn't work out so well because I would be 47 when my dad would be telling me this...
Your dad had you at 94.75 years old?

Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

by 5of0 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:04 am

Ah hell, forgot to log in. Ah well.

Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

by Guest » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:02 am

Guest wrote:Zach must have written The BU in "burn"...
It would only be revealed against the black of the comic border.
Came here to say this, and actually had a very similar progression of events and series of diagrams in my head. Thanks for saving me the effort :P
Together with this:
Sahan wrote:The votey definitely said 'Buying' when I first saw the comic, but now it says dying. I think Zach just realised he wrote the wrong word, and erased it in that time.
I think your explanation makes even more sense. Perhaps with the (condoms) line?

Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

by saxindustries » Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:49 pm

I wrote a short perl program for figuring out what day you can say this to your kid, based on the subtracting 40 weeks idea:

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#!/usr/bin/perl -w

use strict;
use DateTime;
use DateTime::Format::Natural;

#ARGV[0] is your kid's birthday, you can just write it as "Aug 23, 2011"   
#ARGV[1] is your birthday, same idea - just write it naturally

my $parser = DateTime::Format::Natural->new;

my $kid_bd = $parser->parse_datetime($ARGV[0]);
my $parent_bd = $parser->parse_datetime($ARGV[1]);

my $diff = $kid_bd->subtract_datetime($parent_bd);
my $doin_the_mom = $kid_bd->add($diff)->subtract(weeks => 40);

print $doin_the_mom->ymd."\n"
Example output:

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perl smbc-day.pl "August 23, 2011" "November 7, 1985"
2036-09-01
If my kid's born today, I get to brag about doing his mom at his age in September 2036.

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