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"Jimmy's parents describe how his grandparents died."

Zach was finding it harder and harder to make jokes after his father banned him from using the word "poop".

Zach continues to search for more jewish writers.

This was my easiest get-rich-quick scheme ever!

Needless to say, she was really impressed by my regurgitating a firearm trick.

Tragically, he died two weeks later through a virus contracted from a dirty gun barrel.

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I should eat burnt sausages more often!

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Suddenly Steve had unlocked the key to winning every argument in his adult life.

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I had to use the same tactic to get her to have sex with me on our wedding night. Lesbians can be so cold sometimes.
(Edit: For some reason this one makes me think I'm almost remembering a punch line for an earlier SMBC strip...somebody tell me if it is. Heh, I assure, it wasn't intentional.)

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PTOO! Marry you!? Jeez! Why is it that a man can't clean his guns while showing off his jewelry without these kind of misunderstandings?

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Shortly after, we thought it appropriate to have a shotgun wedding.

...after you finish.