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In the perfect world, women wouldn't nag us about our video games, our dress ups, or picking up Charlie from the soccer game 3 hours ago. They'd be in the kitchen.

I don't qualify for this contest, but that doesn't mean I can't post my caption! (or does it?)

This is what the REAL techno viking looks like.

And he dances to Led Zep, not to techno.

"As far as last requests go" thought Jim, "this has been pretty fucking sweet."

Intimidated by Pac-man's ability to vanquish the undead. Norse gods soon became like American children who desperately try to outdo their heroes... and fail.

Later, Thor and Odin are unknowingly killed by Loki when they insert themselves in Pac-man to face the ghosts themselves. Loki fails to win the game, and breaks the cartridge in a rage.

"Notice how the buttons of the controller matches his red cape and helmet? ...This is not a coincidence."

Suddenly, Ingvar remembered why he had started raping and pillaging the first time.

Bjorn finally caught it on his third time through "God of Thor". There WAS no pink ghost in Norse mythology.

"It's two in the morning...Do you know where your son is?"

"To the dismay of many aging gamers, SCEA and Namco Limited merge before the releasing the Ico sequel."

P.S. I wore a prop viking helmet whenever I played Ico.

While Odin had initially been able to get some peace and quiet by introducing video games to the residents of Valhalla, the situation quickly got out of hand when the Vikings began to demand "respawns."

Edgetho wrote:While Odin had initially been able to get some peace and quiet by introducing video games to the residents of Valhalla, the situation quickly got out of hand when the Vikings began to demand "respawns."

I'm really pleased to see a very original response even after 10 pages of entries. And I think it is my favourite thusfar.

"In retrospect, our marketing department should have opted for a larger focus group"

Police blamed Bens addiction to the new Viking MMORPG for his pillaging spree later that day, they weren't sure where he got the authentic viking axe, but it sure did a lot of damage to that pink clad contemporary ballet troop.

Ragnar's had a little trouble adjusting to modern life ever since I brought him back in the time machine.



Of course, this picture was taken before he got hooked on heroin.