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Purple Crayon
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Post by Purple Crayon »

posting in a thread with Greencrayon.
Visigoth.

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Post by Crayon Hater »

Purple Crayon wrote:posting in a thread with Greencrayon.
I will pillage your house. And rape any survivors. You will be mine sooner or later Crayon, I've got all the rest, and any more that come, I'll get them too. Don't try to bargain for your life. You pathetic communist.
If you're a Crayon, of any kind, any colour, any beliefs, I hate you. I hate all of you. I will Hunt you down, motherfuckers.

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GreenCrayon
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Post by GreenCrayon »

Crayon Hater wrote:You will be mine sooner or later Crayon
You're talking to the other two, right?
Pirate.

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Red Crayon
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Post by Red Crayon »

hey i may be a pathetic communist, but at least i brush my teeth twice daily. wait, that was mean, i'm sorry. I'm just so caught up in everything that's going on right now that I lashed out in anger. It's just that I'm so depressed right now about GC. You see, we had such a good thing going there for a while, but then he springs this whole "guess what, I didn't tell you for damn near a year, but I've got offspring, hope you don't mind" routine. And now I'm so confused and angry and everything else i just snapped. I... I just feel like my whole world is upside down right now.
Visigoth.

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Red Crayon wrote:I... I just feel like my whole world is upside down right now.
You forgot about how your mother has been paying all your friends to like you. And that you smell bad. Also, you've been diagnosed with Space AIDS*.

*I'll bet you can't guess who you catch Space AIDS from...
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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TwoBuy wrote: And that you smell bad.
Red Crayon no smell you son of a bitch.
Visigoth.

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Post by mountainmage »

From hookers! in space!
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away

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Post by epoch »

mountainmage wrote:From hookers! in space!
so you know this from experience?

you Space Slut!
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Post by mountainmage »

bite me. :evil:

in space. :lol:
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away

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Post by GreenCrayon »

In an asylum*.

* Borrowed from someone else.
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with blackjack.

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with colonel mustard in the billiards room
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Post by Jesster »

without italics.
"Moloch was drawn from memory, and is aware how crappy his face looks."

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Post by epoch »

Jesster wrote:without italians.
it has been repaired.
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Crusty wrote:Sig'ed

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Post by GreenCrayon »

Jesster wrote:without italics.
Why?
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