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[mountainmage]

Oh hey, I'm still alive. As per Ed's request and the fact that it's been a while, I'll be updating/uploading the Zachive fairly soon.

[Cirtur]

Missed you! How long are you back?

[GreenCrayon]

It's very interesting to me that you choose this thread to announce your aliveness. Given that you did a sort of necro thing.

I admit, I am verging on the hilariously inebriated. When do I get to type badly like Cirtur?

[Cirtur]

You need to:

A) Type barely proficiently in the first place.

B) Not be bothered to go back and fix things like you normally do.

[GreenCrayon]

Okay!

Curses, typed that adequately. Waiting to make a mistake. Nope, not yet. Hmmmph.

I don't type this well when sober. I imagine I'll look at this in the morning and say "What the heck was I thinking? That's barely comprehensible!" I look forward to it.

[Cirtur]

You should.

[GreenCrayon]

I do.

PLUS PLUS

[Cirtur]

Well then. Looks like we've run into a tiny conversational hurdle. Although I am inclined to discuss my love of cheese on toast.

[GreenCrayon]

For serious? While I ahve no way of proving this to you, I assure you that I brought up my love of cheese on toast with my loverly lady but a few hours ago.

The conclusion? There's not enough Welsh Rarebit in Wales.

[GreenCrayon]

While I ahve no way

My first typo! I'm so proud.

[Cirtur]

What condiments do you normally indulge in when taking you cheese on toast?

[GreenCrayon]

Mostly, I'm pretty hardcore. I'm just in it for the melted dairy produce on lightly burned bread.

But sometimes, I've been known to indulge in tomato ketchup, and go so far as to pretend that it's somehow a distant cousin to pizza. Occasionally, I even shove onions on there.

Pizza: Hey, Cheeseontoast! How's it going? So glad you could make it!

Cheeseontoast: Wow. So, this is your wedding.

Pizza: Yeah! What do you think?

Cheeseontoast: You couldn't even spring for some onions?

Pizza: Daaaaaymn. Why you gotta be like that, Cee-on-Tee?

Cee-on-Tee: Just in my nature.

Pizza: Just in your nurture more like. Bam!

Cheeseytoastthing: You got me.

Pizza: Got you good.

Cheeseetc.: Not as good as I got your mother.

Pizza: That's vaguely incestuous.

Cheeseyweesy: Heh. Funny, huh?

Pizza: No. It's really not.

Cheeseandthetoasts: Agreed.

Pizza: We went too far.

Cheese, et al: Who's this we, Pizzaface?

Double bam.

[mountainmage]

Missed you! How long are you back?

I don't know, but hopefully I'll realize I have nothing better to do soon enough.

Also, I'm going to my first con soon? And even worse/better, I'm apparently cosplaying as Fry. I am both excited/ashamed. I believe going to a con and cosplaying puts you a few rungs up on the nerd ladder. I'll post photos if possible.

[LordRetard]

Pics or it didn't happen. Er, won't happen.

[mountainmage]

I could post a picture now, but it'd be sans-orange hair and trademark fry style.