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TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:22 pm

Man, that's good advertising. I can hear America's youth now... "But Moooom, I want a one eyed hooker!

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:24 pm

Oh I know, Ive got three of 'em in the fridge right now!!

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:36 pm

we_are_138 wrote:Oh I know, Ive got three of 'em in the fridge right now!!

This reminded me of a story I had saved... I posted it in your "jokes" thread.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:03 am

"SMBC: My babies gotta eat"
"SMBC: My hookers gotta eat"

Smon · Post by **Smon** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:47 am

we_are_138 wrote:"SMBC: My babies gotta eat"
"SMBC: My hookers gotta eat"

SMBC: My hookers gotta eat my babies.

in absentia · Post by **in absentia** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:00 am

SMBC: Your mama wouldn't like it

SMBC: Fun for the whole family..... except Sally, that whore

SMBC: I knew I took those drugs in '69 for a reason

SMBC: Proving that GED's aint so bad

SMBC: C'mon kids, we have candy!

SMBC: Staving off over 12 lawsuits a day since 2002

SMBC: Soon to be relocated to the 9th circle of hell.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . See you there!

(sorry, i didn't know how else to center the last bit)

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:07 am

SMBC: More regular than grandma

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:53 pm

SMBC: If you like pina colada's and screaming in pain.

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:58 pm

SMBC-Now slightly less toxic

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:14 pm

SMBC: Most of you will never visit again

Jesster · Post by **Jesster** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:42 pm

Kept popular by clones and spambots.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:29 am

SMBC: If my boss doesn't know I'm reading it, it still counts as work.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:15 am

SMBC: Makes Zach wish he never started comics.

SMBC: HEADSHOT

SMBC: 4 out 5 Dentists don't approve

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:15 pm

SMBC: Where friends come together only to constanly be at each other's throat threatening to kill them with each and every post.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:33 pm

tucker wrote:SMBC: Where friends come together only to constanly be at each other's throat threatening to kill them with each and every post.

How would you know? You don't have any friends.