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- TimCo
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- Lethal Interjection
- Death by Elocution
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- TwoBuy
- Clinically Casbah Rockin'
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Zach was finding it harder and harder to make jokes after his father banned him from using the word "poop".
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
- mountainmage
- Mage of the Mountains
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- TwoBuy
- Clinically Casbah Rockin'
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- TwoBuy
- Clinically Casbah Rockin'
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- Craze
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Tragically, he died two weeks later through a virus contracted from a dirty gun barrel.
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I should eat burnt sausages more often!
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Suddenly Steve had unlocked the key to winning every argument in his adult life.
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I had to use the same tactic to get her to have sex with me on our wedding night. Lesbians can be so cold sometimes.
(Edit: For some reason this one makes me think I'm almost remembering a punch line for an earlier SMBC strip...somebody tell me if it is. Heh, I assure, it wasn't intentional.)
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PTOO! Marry you!? Jeez! Why is it that a man can't clean his guns while showing off his jewelry without these kind of misunderstandings?
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Shortly after, we thought it appropriate to have a shotgun wedding.
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I should eat burnt sausages more often!
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Suddenly Steve had unlocked the key to winning every argument in his adult life.
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I had to use the same tactic to get her to have sex with me on our wedding night. Lesbians can be so cold sometimes.
(Edit: For some reason this one makes me think I'm almost remembering a punch line for an earlier SMBC strip...somebody tell me if it is. Heh, I assure, it wasn't intentional.)
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PTOO! Marry you!? Jeez! Why is it that a man can't clean his guns while showing off his jewelry without these kind of misunderstandings?
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Shortly after, we thought it appropriate to have a shotgun wedding.