Latest Comic Discussion 2: This time, it's personal.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:10 am

Jaydee wrote:I used this joke at work with my manager [Josh] and he covered me in water with the hose and then with mayonaise.

He wants you.

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:30 pm

Lethal Interjection wrote:
Jaydee wrote:I used this joke at work with my manager [Josh] and he covered me in water with the hose and then with mayonaise.
He wants you.

To eat, or in a more disturbing way?

Jaydee · Post by **Jaydee** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:43 pm

Sahan wrote:
Lethal Interjection wrote:
Jaydee wrote:I used this joke at work with my manager [Josh] and he covered me in water with the hose and then with mayonaise.
He wants you.
To eat, or in a more disturbing way?

Probably in a 'your first born' kind of way.

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:11 am

Your comment has made me put the story of Rumplestiltskin in whole new perspective.

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:52 am

Sahan wrote:
Lethal Interjection wrote: Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Hitler...

Don't know about you, but in a real situation I'd be searching the house for a weapon at that point.

I suggest a cattle prod. Since Hitler is now a ghost and stuff.

cranberrytuna · Post by **cranberrytuna** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:50 am

I like how they need schrodinger's equation to prove that the calculator spells boobs.

... actually, I just posted cause i wanted to point out that I knew it was schrodinger's equation... it's the only thing i've learned from my physics class so far and I'm going to take advantage of it!

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:36 am

NERD!

Post by **ZachWeiner** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:43 pm

cranberrytuna wrote:I like how they need schrodinger's equation to prove that the calculator spells boobs.

... actually, I just posted cause i wanted to point out that I knew it was schrodinger's equation... it's the only thing i've learned from my physics class so far and I'm going to take advantage of it!

Ha! I was hoping someone would notice...

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:55 pm

Zach, you really do want to make your mark on the physics community.
Your own constant? That's a lofty goal.

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:15 pm

Lethal Interjection wrote:Zach, you really do want to make your mark on the physics community.
Your own constant? That's a lofty goal.

i've had a similar dream too. I want a unit named after me. Something awesome like "coulomb-seconds/m^2" would now be known as the "Twocone"... or whatever my real last name is

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:17 pm

Lethal Interjection wrote:Zach, you really do want to make your mark on the physics community.
Your own constant? That's a lofty goal.

Yet another science term for immature kids to laugh at.*

*pshhhh WIENER, HAHAHAHAHAHA!

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:58 pm

When I was in college, I got the entire youth (jr high, and highschool kids) of Spokane calling each other "Sherpas" as an insult. Even the ghetto kids that I never would have even talked to. I'm sure I can proliferate the Weiner constant into the scientific community.

Step 1: fake some scientific papers
Step 2: use those papers as a reference to create a Wikipedia entry
Step 3: use the wikipedia entry to create more fake scientific papers
Step 4: get my college friends to start referencing those fake papers, thus forcing name-recognition of the constant amongst college professors.

How long can it take? I'll bet a year tops.

Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:23 pm

Maybe I'll combat you by making fake scientific papers that say the exact opposite.

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:59 pm

so you're going to invent the Weiner variable?

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:13 pm

ruotwocone wrote:so you're going to invent the Weiner variable?

Often important in a date situation.