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TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:39 pm

Awesome that in today's comic about internet ads, Zach's site has the greatest target audience fail of all time with his ads:

FACT: No reader of this site has ever exercised or used mouthwash, nor will any ever do so in the future.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:16 pm

I dunno. I think I did a sit up once. Ya know, by accident. Long story short, I didn't want to be my face covered in my own semen. There wasn't any chance of that happening, but just the thought of it forced me to move.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:09 pm

My friend tricked me into lifting something heavy a year ago.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:33 pm

Was it his penis? With your mouth?

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:52 am

Sarah has a penis?

Euclidthegreek · Post by **Euclidthegreek** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:13 am

Then he took out his penis, laid it on a stone and began hammering away at it with a wooden mallet, without causing himself the least injury. But he refused to try the knife.

Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:45 am

I used to do a lot of push-ups... But not anymore.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:23 am

Do the breasts get in the way?

I went to the gym once, but it was full of people so I didn't go in.

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:12 am

Found a card that helped calculate Body Mass Index today, and according to the card, I'm pretty much on the boundary between healthy and overweight. I'm pretty happy with that. I've always carried a bit of baggage, but then started getting more active, so even though I still carry around a bit of weight for my size, I can still get up to a reasonable speed.

It's great in sport because people don't expect me to weigh that much and get suprised when I collide into them like a human bowling bowl. I've sent people flying, and it's great fun to watch. Only problem is, i'm not quite that agile, so others have a massive advantage if I'm trying to block them and they can change direction quickly enough.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:36 am

I'm super agile, also bulky so it's crazy.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:46 am

I'm learning how to do jump kicks in karate, but I'm still fat. Besides that 'ripped' looks a bit less than sexy on a woman.*

*in my opinion... which is the only one that counts.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:53 am

Because of how much weight I've lost in the past few months, my BMI is almost only "overweight". Almost there. My favourite "knocking-people-down" story was when I was drunk and hanging out with some friends. We went to the corner store, and I accidentally walked right into a friend, knocking him to the ground. I look fat (I might actually be fat, too) but I'm also kind of strong.

Cirtur wrote:Do the breasts get in the way?

That's why I have breasts now, I got a really big chest. Lesson learned; exercising turns you into a fucking lady.

Oldrac the Chitinous · Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:12 am

Slim's advertising Morning Squirtz again.
Not that it's really any of my business, but I think his eight cents might be better spent elsewhere.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:13 am

Wait... didn't he suck and badmouth everyone? Quick, nobody tell him he can spend that eight cents more wisely, it makes me happy to know we're stealing from him by default.

Post by **Edminster** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:44 am

I let Zach know about this, but I don't think he's ever going to respond.

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US, ZACH?

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