I remember my first Goatse clearly, it was shown to me at the tender of age of 14, and by the same man who introduced me to furniture porn.
The furniture thing affected me far more deeply, and to this day I get confused seeing two chairs going at it stacked together. I think thats part of why I stopped going to church, I couldn't make it through stacking all the chairs up after events/activities every time.
Goatse just makes me think of medical journals. Turn of the century medical journals.. ah good times.
Hmm I'm too classy to Rickroll you* but that would be a good start to any distraction techniques, either that or make the whole situation a lot lot worse.
So: Think of the most annoying song ever and sing it on repeat until you can't remember why your singing it on repeat. That should do until you come back to the forum and are reminded.
Comrade_249 wrote:So the consenus is we're all desensitzed to this crap.
The fact that I have managed to watch a video of a drag queen having sex with a decomposing goat skull at one point in my illustrious internet career with only a minor grimace seems to support your hypothesis, sir.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
Was meinen Sie damit? "Sag nicht mir das Arschloch" beteutet etwas wie "Say not to me the asshole". Mein Deutsch ist nicht mehr was es einmal war, aber deine Sprache ist einfach schreklich.
Ich wollte nur ein Zitat anrufen, es tut mir Leid.
Und ich habe es wahrlich nicht gewußt, aber vielleicht hatten einige Anderen ein Böser Zweck.
I'm not dead. Just mysteriously absent.
I mysteriously reappeared. Shazam.