WELCOME TO AHMETCON!

[Amerika]

I'd like to see it, though.

[AHMETxRock]

Where's my money bitch? That's right, you're my bitch now.
Suck my dick. Drink it all up. Oh yeah.

[Amerika]

You could scan it right though? So everyone can enjoy it?

[AHMETxRock]

I dunno if I want to put my penis on a scanner bro. Probably best to just record it and put it up on a torrent site.

[Amerika]

You got to label that shit britnery_spearS_trackmp3.avi

[AHMETxRock]

OOPS I DID IT AGAIN. OH BABY BABY.

[Edminster]

And a booth card and some sketches of pokemon!

Ahmet I'll mail out your book and payment within the next day or two. Should I use your full Forum Title or would it be a better idea to just use your regular name?

[Olax]

So... now our souls owner's soul's owned?

[Kimra]

It is a scary concept for most of you, for sure. But I don't have a soul, or I gave it away before ever coming to the forum. Anything the masters own of mine here is shrivelled and worthless.

Also:

Ed, middle management on the soul pyramid.

[hawhaw1267]

It is a scary concept for most of you, for sure. But I don't have a soul, or I gave it away before ever coming to the forum. Anything the masters own of mine here is my shriveled and worthless penis.

Also:

Ed, middle management on the soul pyramid.

FIX'D!

[Sahan]

Kimra's penis is pretty worthless.

That's not a penis joke. It's strictly a not-penis joke.

[smiley_cow]

That's not a penis joke. It's strictly a not-penis joke.

It's OK, that's not your title at the moment. You can make as many penis jokes as you want!

[Edminster]

Okay so I just got back from the post office after forgetting to bring along Ahmet's address because I am a big stupid idiot and so i get to do another twenty-minute walk yaaaaaaay.

[Edminster]

EVERYTHING IS IN THE MAIL

DR should get his in a couple weeks and Ahmet should get his by Monday.

[DonRetrasado]

Stupid customs nazis.