What if Professor Brainington and Hungryman had a lovechild?

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:03 pm

i think it would be a fat loser whose 42 and lives in his parents basement pulling up fat girl porn

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:55 pm

Everybody knows that lovechildren are always both black and male, so those are given. After that we have to break down the genetic makeup of the parents and identify which traits will be passed down. With Brainington's head size and hungryman's huge ears both being dominant traits, you get this:

http://www.courtjones.com/images/large_ ... -Smith.jpg

Hideous and awful, I know.

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:32 pm

ruotwocone wrote:Hideous and awful, I know.

Good, but "hungryman's huge ears" was a bit of a stretch. We all know his ears to be only slightly over-sized.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:04 pm

Woah...that picture just changed my life....but definatly not for the better.

hahaha, funny how this thread got revived.

GreenCrayon might say this, so I am saving his time by posting it for him wrote:Or did it?

Pizza!

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:18 pm

ya know this picture made me wonder...

dude, where's my car????*

*not my idea to post that.. it was the kid who sits next to me in first period

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:32 pm

GreenCrayon never wrote:Or did it?

Or did I?

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:00 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:
GreenCrayon never wrote:Or did it?
Or did I?

or did TwoBuy do it to sabotage the votes! He will Die by my hand!

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:55 pm

tucker wrote:or did TwoBuy do it to sabotage the votes! He will Die by my hand!

Ha sucker! My wife left me so I was already dead inside. jk. Happy Valentines day honey!

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:04 pm

TwoBuy wrote: Ha sucker! My wife left me so I was already dead inside. jk. Happy Valentines day honey!

oh yeah, well i convinced your wife to leave you to go make sweet sweet love with GreenCrayon!

OH SNAP!!

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:17 pm

tucker wrote:oh yeah, well i convinced your wife to leave you to go make sweet sweet love with GreenCrayon!

Sorry, not possible. He's British.

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:17 pm

oh! my mistake

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:12 pm

TwoBuy wrote:Sorry, not possible. He's British.

Heh heh, no sex please...

But seriously, go

yourselves, the pair of you.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:35 pm

I wish I had a clip of the British Porno from Family guy.

Male: Almost, almost..... There we are!
Female: Good show.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:27 am

GreenCrayon wrote:Heh heh, no sex please...

But seriously, go yourselves, the pair of you.

Oh God! I heard it! Ack!! *Chokes on my own throat and hacks up my vocal chords and dies*

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:40 pm

heh heh... hawhaw hacked and died. that's funny to me!