SMBCyclopedia
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:49 pm
Hello and Welcome to the Symposium of Weiner Studies! I am your Host and Master of Ceremonies, Edminster. I called you here because I need your help. All of you, collectively and singly. You see, the Symposium wants a definitive encyclopedia about one of the lesser-known branches of the Weiner Collection.
Specifically, the Forum.
For some reason, the vast majority of Weiner Enthusiasts refuse to contemplate the simple fact that the Forum was by far his most brilliant creation. So, they asked me to gather together as many descendents of the Forum as possible to have them create the aforementioned Tome, in order to enlighten the masses. The huddled, disease-ridden masses.
I've already contributed an article on the Ascendency and Return of office30, but unfortunately my duties as MC will prevent me from writing much more than that. Should the need arise, I think I can tear myself away from the myriad tasks and clean-up associated with my position, but I suspect the most I will be able to do is link everything together as data comes in.
Now, I understand that each of you has a unique view of the Forums as the stories were passed down through the generations, but I hope that you can set them (and the hereditary grudges accociated therewith) aside in order to produce a work that is as factual as possible. Don't let me down!
Current Turn: Free-For-All
Currently Written:
A
Ad Captandum Vulgus
Adobe Creative Suite 4 (CS4) cheap buy online
AHMETxPositronium
Alternate Demises of SMB City
Annexation/Annihilation of Outlandia
Apostasy Trials, The (2051-2052)
App of Wonders, The
Ascendency and Return of office30
B
Banishments of 2005/2025
Battlesketch Games
Batman Incident of 2018, The
Betrayal of Society
Bisexual Counterparts, Operation:
Blogosphere Offensive, The
C
Canadian Panther
Central Nuclear Core
Chason the Obstreperous
Commanding Officers, Saturday Militia
Comittee Members, SMB City
D
Dendrosophy
Department of Redundancy Department, The
Dreadnought
E
Engineer Recruitment
Equal Habitation
F
Fred, the Dangerous
G
General General
S
SMB City
T
The Department of Redundancy Department
Yet to be Written:
Ancient SMB City, Hierarchy of — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Battle of Team Fortress — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Commanding Officers, Saturday Militia — (forbidden to Cirtur)
Covert Diversion, Operation — (forbidden to Laneth)
Death of General Malaise — (forbidden to Laneth)
Decarnate Brotherhood
Diaspora, First — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Duke HawHaw MCCLXXI — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Emayle Confirmation Bureau — (forbidden to mountainmage)
Emily Chickenson Restaurants — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Epoch Epoch — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Equal Habitation — (forbidden to Laneth)
First Integration — (forbidden to Laneth)
Festival Master — (forbidden to Sahan)
Flancer — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Forum Patronus — (forbidden to AHMETxRock)
Fraternity of Superheros — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Golden Revolution — (forbidden to AHMETxRock)
Great Arctic Wolf — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Hostage Crisis of 2049 — (forbidden to Sahan)
House Asherian — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Immortal Nine — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous/Sahan)
Implicit Superiority Act — (forbidden to Cirtur)
Interstellar STI Vaccination Act — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Kaminski-Weiner-Norimoto Procedure — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Lethal Interjection — (forbidden to Laneth)
Levity Group — (forbidden to Cirtur)
Major-General Edprimeminster — (forbidden to Edminster: conflict of interest)
Martholomew the Maleficent — (forbidden to mountainmage)
Martial Government, SMB City — (forbidden to Cirtur)
Mascarpone, Vinnie "the Google" — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Meatspace Assault — (forbidden to Sahan)
Money — (forbidden to Cirtur)
New Socialist Movement — (forbidden to Cirtur)
Nuclear Spam Fission — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Old Earth — (forbidden to Laneth)
Outlandia Modoral Elections — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Phentermine
Postcount++ Formula — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Power of Distraction — (forbidden to Laneth)
Project 2Bi — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Regulars — (forbidden to Edminster)
Saturday Militia — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Second Age — (forbidden to Sahan)
Seers, The — (forbidden to Edminster)
Server Rebalancing — (forbidden to Edminster)
S M B C
SMB Civil War — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Spam-Bot — (Claimed by Edminster)
Spam-Bot Augmentation Facility — (forbidden to Sahan)
Temple of Moloch (and his buddy Jesus) — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Thinkoptic Network — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Tome of SMBC — (forbidden to Laneth)
Wars of AD 2101 — (forbidden to Cirtur)
Weiner Island — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Zach the Magnificent — (forbidden to Sahan)
ZCD (Zach Can't Draw party)
Symposium Request For Information:
Asterisk
Cirtur, Forest Lord of the Brachiatites (forbidden to Cirtur: conflict of interest)
Field Marshal mountainmessiah (forbidden to mountainmage: conflict of interest)
Generaland
Libraria
Moderator Council
Moltemedia
Needlebreed
New Year's Time Paradox of 1969, The
Night of a Thousand Lesbians
Sci-Phi
SMB Civil War, causes of
Spambot Shield
THE STORE
Triumvirate of Order
Wartritia
Specifically, the Forum.
For some reason, the vast majority of Weiner Enthusiasts refuse to contemplate the simple fact that the Forum was by far his most brilliant creation. So, they asked me to gather together as many descendents of the Forum as possible to have them create the aforementioned Tome, in order to enlighten the masses. The huddled, disease-ridden masses.
I've already contributed an article on the Ascendency and Return of office30, but unfortunately my duties as MC will prevent me from writing much more than that. Should the need arise, I think I can tear myself away from the myriad tasks and clean-up associated with my position, but I suspect the most I will be able to do is link everything together as data comes in.
Now, I understand that each of you has a unique view of the Forums as the stories were passed down through the generations, but I hope that you can set them (and the hereditary grudges accociated therewith) aside in order to produce a work that is as factual as possible. Don't let me down!
Current Turn: Free-For-All
Currently Written:
A
Ad Captandum Vulgus
Adobe Creative Suite 4 (CS4) cheap buy online
AHMETxPositronium
Alternate Demises of SMB City
Annexation/Annihilation of Outlandia
Apostasy Trials, The (2051-2052)
App of Wonders, The
Ascendency and Return of office30
B
Banishments of 2005/2025
Battlesketch Games
Batman Incident of 2018, The
Betrayal of Society
Bisexual Counterparts, Operation:
Blogosphere Offensive, The
C
Canadian Panther
Central Nuclear Core
Chason the Obstreperous
Commanding Officers, Saturday Militia
Comittee Members, SMB City
D
Dendrosophy
Department of Redundancy Department, The
Dreadnought
E
Engineer Recruitment
Equal Habitation
F
Fred, the Dangerous
G
General General
S
SMB City
T
The Department of Redundancy Department
Yet to be Written:
Ancient SMB City, Hierarchy of — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Battle of Team Fortress — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Commanding Officers, Saturday Militia — (forbidden to Cirtur)
Covert Diversion, Operation — (forbidden to Laneth)
Death of General Malaise — (forbidden to Laneth)
Decarnate Brotherhood
Diaspora, First — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Duke HawHaw MCCLXXI — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Emayle Confirmation Bureau — (forbidden to mountainmage)
Emily Chickenson Restaurants — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Epoch Epoch — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Equal Habitation — (forbidden to Laneth)
First Integration — (forbidden to Laneth)
Festival Master — (forbidden to Sahan)
Flancer — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Forum Patronus — (forbidden to AHMETxRock)
Fraternity of Superheros — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Golden Revolution — (forbidden to AHMETxRock)
Great Arctic Wolf — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Hostage Crisis of 2049 — (forbidden to Sahan)
House Asherian — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Immortal Nine — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous/Sahan)
Implicit Superiority Act — (forbidden to Cirtur)
Interstellar STI Vaccination Act — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Kaminski-Weiner-Norimoto Procedure — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Lethal Interjection — (forbidden to Laneth)
Levity Group — (forbidden to Cirtur)
Major-General Edprimeminster — (forbidden to Edminster: conflict of interest)
Martholomew the Maleficent — (forbidden to mountainmage)
Martial Government, SMB City — (forbidden to Cirtur)
Mascarpone, Vinnie "the Google" — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Meatspace Assault — (forbidden to Sahan)
Money — (forbidden to Cirtur)
New Socialist Movement — (forbidden to Cirtur)
Nuclear Spam Fission — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Old Earth — (forbidden to Laneth)
Outlandia Modoral Elections — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Phentermine
Postcount++ Formula — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Power of Distraction — (forbidden to Laneth)
Project 2Bi — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Regulars — (forbidden to Edminster)
Saturday Militia — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Second Age — (forbidden to Sahan)
Seers, The — (forbidden to Edminster)
Server Rebalancing — (forbidden to Edminster)
S M B C
SMB Civil War — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Spam-Bot — (Claimed by Edminster)
Spam-Bot Augmentation Facility — (forbidden to Sahan)
Temple of Moloch (and his buddy Jesus) — (forbidden to Lethal Interjection)
Thinkoptic Network — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Tome of SMBC — (forbidden to Laneth)
Wars of AD 2101 — (forbidden to Cirtur)
Weiner Island — (forbidden to Oldrac the Chitinous)
Zach the Magnificent — (forbidden to Sahan)
ZCD (Zach Can't Draw party)
Symposium Request For Information:
Asterisk
Cirtur, Forest Lord of the Brachiatites (forbidden to Cirtur: conflict of interest)
Field Marshal mountainmessiah (forbidden to mountainmage: conflict of interest)
Generaland
Libraria
Moderator Council
Moltemedia
Needlebreed
New Year's Time Paradox of 1969, The
Night of a Thousand Lesbians
Sci-Phi
SMB Civil War, causes of
Spambot Shield
THE STORE
Triumvirate of Order
Wartritia