SMB City
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:03 pm
Originally a simple conglomeration of internet citizens on a forum, the increased population and strong desire for greater power resulted in a need for a greater association of individuals, hence SMB City.
In 2013 a committee was formed to discuss the possibilities of such a social contract, cited by most scholars as the beginnings of SMB City. The committee met infrequently, often with several key members absent from the proceedings. However, they did manage several important actions, including the first step in the <<Interstellar STI Vaccination Act>>.
However, this committee did not last long, as most members were assassinated by a young man soon to seize all power, eventually known as Zach the Magnificent or Czar Zachary the Third, who took exception to this democratic institution in his domain. His platform included absolute totalitarianism and public floggings. Over time he appointed subordinates to rule in his stead, such as General General.
Czar Zachary immediately started to consolidate the power of the forum. In 2019 the forum was officially recognized as a hamlet, 2021 a town, and in 2030 it was officially known as SMB City. Further consolidations of power were attempted during the <<Battle of Team Fortress>>.
Author's note: It should be noted that life before the municipalization was nasty, brutish and short. Also, early first-hand accounts of the committee meetings likened it to that of an Athenian city-state, with jokes regarding maternal parentage.
In 2013 a committee was formed to discuss the possibilities of such a social contract, cited by most scholars as the beginnings of SMB City. The committee met infrequently, often with several key members absent from the proceedings. However, they did manage several important actions, including the first step in the <<Interstellar STI Vaccination Act>>.
However, this committee did not last long, as most members were assassinated by a young man soon to seize all power, eventually known as Zach the Magnificent or Czar Zachary the Third, who took exception to this democratic institution in his domain. His platform included absolute totalitarianism and public floggings. Over time he appointed subordinates to rule in his stead, such as General General.
Czar Zachary immediately started to consolidate the power of the forum. In 2019 the forum was officially recognized as a hamlet, 2021 a town, and in 2030 it was officially known as SMB City. Further consolidations of power were attempted during the <<Battle of Team Fortress>>.
Author's note: It should be noted that life before the municipalization was nasty, brutish and short. Also, early first-hand accounts of the committee meetings likened it to that of an Athenian city-state, with jokes regarding maternal parentage.