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In the olden times there were some people who were dangerous.

Dangerous Pete

<<Fred the Dangerous>>

Yasmin, Dangerous

Well, these people went around being dangerous and people got bored and shot them in the head. But that didn't stop them because they were too dangerous for DEATH. Anyway they were like "We are rate dangerous. Gonna be dangerous in your face"

People responded by kicking them in the nuts except for Yasmin who they put in a prison surrounded by safety gear which is not dangerous.

Something about SMB City makes my article valid so let's say they were all born there in some arbitrary year. 2056? whatever suits Edmhitler.

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Seems to be a bit succinct. Would you mind elaborating on why we as historians might take an objective view upon such a topic?

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I take it you learned about your University's budget cuts, Cirtur? I'm sorry that they occured, but that is no reason to take your rage out upon me. Even if I am directly benefiting because of it.

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Post by Oldrac the Chitinous »

Strictly speaking, it's not inaccurate, though.
In olden times, there really were some people who were dangerous.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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I decided to emulate the manner of speaking of these "Dangerous People" in the way that I wrote my article. The article is succinct and gives all the information required if one can "read between the lines" as it was called back then.

I have no comment on the budget cuts, bar this: The only thing that the cuts have effected would be a sudden change of staff. As of yet, I have not informed all of the individuals who are now unemployed, but allow me to suggest that Professor Laneth begin reading the employment section in the braincasts.

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I guess one cannot help the reactions caused by the duties performed when writing articles of request. Cirtur, yours was nothing personal, but I accept your decision. I shall clean out my desk by the end of the day.
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Actually I meant so that you could get an idea of what the other people who were fired would be doing. Why would I let my sweet Laneth leave?

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lol! Your...precious?
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