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I tried cooking today! They were just as aweful as my forays into humor and romance.

I'm left with a sick feeling.

What did you try cooking? It helps if you try simple stuff first, with a more experienced person on hand to tell you if you're doing anything terribly wrong.

Just like anything you try for the first time. Start simple, and let an experienced guy like Apocalyptus help you.

Olax wrote:guy

we have a problem

What do you mean? Apoc is ALL MAN!
How could he not be, check out that avatar.

No


no I distinctly remember Apoc not being a cartoon!

Have you MET him? Because I remember hearing him on chat, he sounded like a cartoon to me.

hang on I've seen pictures of him and it's a woman


no wait, paedophiles fake their pictures too! Apoc is one of them child lovers

All paedophiles are men. By defenition*. So if Apocalypticus is a paedophile, he is a male, no matter what's between his legs.

*The female version of a paedophile is called a Toddler's Wet Dream.

The True Apoc

Paedobear?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

At last you all see the true me. A comic book paedophile. Or rather, I choose to look like a cartoon cos it's what the kiddies like.

Man, if Cirtur was here he would be pissed off that I've usurped his position as forum paedophile.
But he's not, so whatever.

i wasn't here, but cirtur wasn't a paedophile he was a child pornographer

Well I better go buy some stuff from him then.