Welcome to the Outlands

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The outlands is not a place where you wish to be.
It is a place of banishment.
It is a place of woe.
Leave your shoes outside before you come in kind of woe.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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nah, this is more of a berkeley breathed type of outlands.

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youtube suggested japanese maids as dominatrix as a video I would like.

What the hell?
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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AHMETxRock wrote:youtube suggested japanese maids as dominatrix as a video I would like.

What the hell?
Um, they saw you were an 18-year-old male. So, bullseye.
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If you didn't search for smut on youtube, that wouldn't happen.
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That's why we have tube8 and megarotic, duh.
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After searching (though not very hard) for an introduction thread, I figured this will do.
My account is finally activated, even though it only took about a month to do.
Hello.
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Welcome new guy.
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And with a gunslinger quote.

That's a good start. Maybe.
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I pick and choose which King novels I enjoy. I would quote something from A Clash of Kings, but I leant the damn thing to my friend.
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dude i totally remember when they made this forum so everyone could freely bitch at me and haw...wow...i feel...home
huh?

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tucker wrote:dude i totally remember when they made this forum so everyone could freely bitch at me and haw...wow...i feel...home
I fell... your mom.

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Lethal Interjection wrote: I fell... your mom.
fail
huh?

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From Dictionary.com
Fell –verb (used with object) 1. to knock, strike, shoot, or cut down; cause to fall: to fell a moose; to fell a tree.


I knocked that bitch down!

Okay, it was a keying error. Sue me.

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But came back with flying colors Letal. And that is why you are my new best friend*

*only on the forums. God know I couldn't stand you in real life.

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