Hey guise lol

[mountainmage]

I can be mysterious! Uh....uh...you don't know my name or where I go to college! And you don't know my shoe size!*



*11.5 by the way. Crap, now my feet aren't mysterious anymore!

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

That only establishes an upper bound for your foot size, though. You could be a tiny clown.

[Dodger]

:O

[Dodger]

did you think I forgot about you?

[Dodger]

All those other forums I post on don't mean anything, babe. They're just disposable fora, y'know just post on 'em every now and then for shits and giggles, Meaningless flings. I'm a young guy, I like to have my fun.
But you, you're special. You mean something to me. So just because I treat myself to spamming elsewhere, don't think I've forgotten about you.

NEVER

[Dodger]

you're the only one I'd fuck without a condom on

[Dodger]

shhhhh don't speak

I'll return once more when the tide is high, the moon is blue, and the time is right.

[Kovvy]

o_o

See you August 31st, 2012 at 13:56 GMT.

(bring condoms)

[Amerika]

science at work

Kovvy by writing a number you have turned thousands of years of stereotypes on its head

[Kovvy]

Because women aren't good with numbers?
Or because women aren't good at science?

Or is it something related instead to my race, or socioeconomic status?

Or is it something about a blue moon?

I'm so confused. Hold me.

[Amerika]

It's a reference to this

[Kovvy]

I know, but I was trying to see how it applied to this situation. :\
And then I touched him on his penis.

[Olax]

Oh you guys.
It's too bad I won't let you play with the puppet I made of Amerika.

"Master of puppets"
Stare blankly at an anus on a stick; touch him on the penis.

[Amerika]

wait


does me=anus?

because I'm not entirely happy about that

[Olax]

No of course not. It's just because I'm lazy.
It's a reference to this.