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Rainbow wrote:What about rule 1337? No making up rules related to culturally significant numbers. You ass hat!
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What about rule zero?
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AHMETxRock wrote:What about rule zero?
No Ahmet?
AHMETxROCK wrote:This is not quoteworthy.

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It's called wait till we can ask for pictures before you do anything pornworthy.
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Rule 0 is "Everything is made better by being in space with hookers."

That kinda already exists though.
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Rule 0 is 'rules 1-27 do not have to be followed'. Y'know, like one of those tests.
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Rule 0 is "Given three physical systems A, B, and Ham Sandwich, if A and B are each independently in thermal equilibrium with Ham Sandwich, then A is in thermal equilibrium with B."
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Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Ham Sandwich is a pretty cool snack. Eh kills the laws of Kosher and doesn't afraid of Islam.
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Durr. I am going to fix that now.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Rainbow wrote:Rule 0 is 'rules 1-27 do not have to be followed'. Y'know, like one of those tests.
They put those things at the end of the test, not the beginning.
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I would destroy that ham sandwich with fire. I am the terrorist of the board now apparently.
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You're the muslim of the board. Comes with it.

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Also, saying you're going to blow up 7-Elevens probably doesn't do anything for your image.
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Ahmets adventure in the 711.jpg
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I looked and I looked but I did not see any sexy men kissing in the window.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud

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