New Outlandia!

Sorry TigerCrew, but she bribed me better than you did.

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New Outlandia!

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Welcome to New Outlandia! If this is the only sub-forum that you can access, congratulations! You're a Spam-bot who is not registered with either Stop Forum Spam or Botscout! Unless you aren't, in which case a horrible mistake has been made. Regardless, you are restricted to this subforum for our amusement and experimentation.

If in fact you are not a Spam-Bot, please notify so that I can rectumify this situation as soon as possible. Understand that every effort has been made to verify the Spam Manifestation 'Bot Categorizer is in proper working order, but sometimes you pesky Real Meat types have names and email addresses that the SMBC falsely believes to be artificial in origin.

If you think this unlikely, please note that the SMBC has learned how to spot the difference between Spam and Real Meat through using the samples obtained during the fabled Spam Management: Beatdown Configuration, where over 24,000 Spam names were indexed. As a result, SMBC can recognise Spam registrations with 99.96% accuracy.

- Fix'd by GreenCrayon; please don't ban me Ed, I was in a playful mood -

I can also be contacted at retsnimdecorp on the google mail service.
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They always said i was a bit special, but that much? I never would have thought it. It seems like i'm a statistic here, for i'm made of meat, and yet i have a pink name (who are, as you all know, reserved for spam-bots). That said, if it might comfort you in your preconceived opinions, i can try to sell you herbs, viagra and penis enlarging pills.

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Sorry about that, the SMBC flagged your email as possible spam. Combine that with the L Ron Hubbard 'bot and you can see where the misunderstanding arose.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud

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Why do I get the feeling this is a one-sided conversation? I mean, I could be wrong, but I just get that feeling, ya know?
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This alt craze of yours is getting a little too far, Ed. I think I'm gonna have to call for an intervention.
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Re: New Outlandia!

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Ooh accusations!

/me grabs a bag of popcorn to watch the developments of that situation.

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Sahan wrote:This alt craze of yours is getting a little too far, Ed. I think I'm gonna have to call for an intervention.
... a divine intervention!
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I swear on my Mod status that it is not my alt. I do know who it is, but as a member of the Benevolent Order of the Alt, I cannot divulge that information.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud

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I am totally guessing Astasia!

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Cirtur wrote:I am totally guessing Astasia!
Would've been my guess as well. The conversation between them was meant to throw us off that track, but it mostly just made me think it was her.

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Re: New Outlandia!

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I think... It's ME!
Mr. Carroll, can you confirm or deny this for me? Er, us?

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Re: New Outlandia!

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Alts yourselves, guys. Can't just any dead author show up on the interwebs 111 years after their death and be taken at face value for once?
P.s. You're all wrong!

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Damn it Astasia, stop pretending to be an old paedophile.

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Don't worry, I believe Lewis. He was an avid opponent of homosexual misconduct.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Re: New Outlandia!

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Cirtur wrote:Damn it Astasia, stop pretending to be an old paedophile.
Feeling attacked in your niche?

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