ASK A MUSLIM!

[AHMETxRock]

Me and Rainbow already have a system for them.

I'm sorry, you need to send submissions in the form of a question.

That was double jeopardy too! IT looks like you now owe one point dude.

[LordRetard]

Actually I think all values are doubled in double jeopardy.

[AHMETxRock]

But he didn't ask in the form of a question. He is disqualified.
And you just lost a point as well LR. FORM DEH QUESTIONO, you linguistic freak.

Alienating my audience allows me to assume I am better than them. Those that stick around will be under my thumb.

[LordRetard]

I'm not even asking a question. What the hell do I want to know?*

*That's a rhetorical question and is not supposed to be answered. Eat this linguistic freak shit!

[AHMETxRock]

You should know you lose a point for NOT asking a question. I'll excuse you for the R part of your name.
We're not like texas, where they kill the retarded.

OH FAMILY GUY. WHY DO JEWS HAVE TO MAKE YOU?

[littleninja]

Dear Muslim,

There is a boy named ammid or achmet or something who is incessantly trying to get in my pants and uses very very lame pick up lines to do so. What is the best way to emasculate and humiliate him in such a way as to encourage him to continue, so that I may emasculate and humiliate him on an ongoing basis.

Thank you kindly,
Grossed Out

[AHMETxRock]

Dear Muslim,

There is a boy named ammid or achmet or something who is incessantly trying to get in my pants and uses very very lame pick up lines to do so. What is the best way to emasculate and humiliate him in such a way as to encourage him to continue, so that I may emasculate and humiliate him on an ongoing basis.

Thank you kindly,
Grossed Out

Have sex with him, and pretend to enjoy it. Bring all the women you can. Be sure to record it all on a HI DEF camera. String him along for a week, then ditch him in the bathroom after giving him a swirlie.

[LordRetard]

Have sex with him, and pretend to enjoy it. Bring all the women you can. Be sure to record it all on a HI DEF camera. String him along for a week, then ditch him in the bathroom after giving him a swirlie.

The secret is that's his fetish.

[littleninja]

Have sex with him, and pretend to enjoy it. Bring all the women you can. Be sure to record it all on a HI DEF camera. String him along for a week, then ditch him in the bathroom after giving him a swirlie.

I should blame myself for this shit advice, since I wasn't specific enough about the never ever having sex with him part.

[AHMETxRock]

Have sex with him, and pretend to enjoy it. Bring all the women you can. Be sure to record it all on a HI DEF camera. String him along for a week, then ditch him in the bathroom after giving him a swirlie.

I should blame myself for this shit advice, since I wasn't specific enough about the never ever having sex with him part.

Thank god! I was starting to wonder if you were really a woman if you didn't know how to make a man feel like a eunuch. Well, in that case, just tell him you love him. That'll freak him out.

[LordRetard]

Have you tried asking for a commitment? Hah hah!

[mountainmage]

You'd only get 1/7 of a commitment from a muslim. The other 6/7 would be for the other 6 wives.

[AHMETxRock]

I'VE GOT AN 8TH FOR HOLIDAYS AND WHENEVER MY REGULAR'S IS NOT REGULAR.
PERIODS YA KNOW. MODS CAN'T LOSE POINTS FOR NOT ASKING QUESTIONS, BUT THE REST OF YOU CAN, AND HAVE.

[Kimra]

Dear Muslim,
Do you wear one of them-there headdresses? If so, does it make you look pretty?

[AHMETxRock]

Dear Muslim,
Do you wear one of them-there headdresses? If so, does it make you look pretty?

I personally always look pretty, regardless. They say I have that kind of face.
You should wear one too! And I'm not saying this out of oppression. Also, I only wear one of those cap things during prair.