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Totally not stealing anyone's thunder.
I hate you all. Now commence.
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Yo! What is up with blowing oneself to smithereens?

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MAH DIRK!
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Do Muslims have any traditional sports/games they play?
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It's called blame the jew. It's fun!
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Can I play?

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America.

Next question.

Also, -200 megapoints to Ahmet for not taking my sincere question seriously.
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200 megapoints to Ahmet, for contributions to Islam-Judaism relations.

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Cirtur wrote:Can I play?

*Ahem* Who is to blame for the global economic crisis?
The Jews.
mountainmage wrote:America.

Next question.

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Dear Muslim,

Are women hotter in burkas or in bikinis?

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Clearly they wear both, however which do they wear on top?

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astasia wrote:Dear Muslim,

Are women hotter in burkas or in bikinis?

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Curious on the latest fashion trends in Baghdad
Bikinis. The burkah clothing is made of a material that insulates well, and keeps you fairly cool. Wearing bikini's causes alot more exposure to sun and heat, and they definately don't need help feeling heat while I'm around as it is.
Cirtur wrote:Clearly they wear both, however which do they wear on top?
Sometimes I'm on top.
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And how many women have you killed with your bulk?

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Cirtur wrote:And how many women have you killed with your bulk?
You are a smart fellow! I am indeed both well endowed and a lady killer! I'll give you 10 points. Save enough for 1 megapoint!
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Me and Rainbow already have a system for them.

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