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My brother decided to showcase his drawings, so he decided to register myworksofart.net

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My brother's initial screen name was flamerider until he was informed what that could be interpreted as.
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How did your family react when he came out?

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I've never heard of a 10-year-old coming out, but I'd imagine it'd be met with confusion.
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Kurtis55555 wrote:I broke my Yellow Crayola.. any advice Mr.Musim?
Use your own semen. It's got to havae turned yellow by now through disuse. BURN.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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AHMETxRock wrote:
Kurtis55555 wrote:I broke my Yellow Crayola.. any advice Mr.Musim?
Use your own semen. It's got to havae turned yellow by now through disuse. BURN.
Does anyone know how to respond to this??

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Typically, I'd say "Classic Ahmetism, there." So I will.

Classic Ahmetism, there.
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AHMETxRock wrote:
Kurtis55555 wrote:I broke my Yellow Crayola.. any advice Mr.Musim?
Use your own semen. It's got to havae turned yellow by now through disuse. BURN.
How do you use semen to put a crayon together? And how does Kurtis's presumed abstainance from masturbation burn? Or does he have a vat of semen which he has sitting at home, that hasn't been used?
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Euclidthegreek wrote:Or does he have a vat of semen which he has sitting at home, that hasn't been used?
It's possible - he may have heard that semen is very good for the skin. That's right gentlemen, no longer will you have to shell out your hard-earned money on skin products - you have your very own skin product factory attached to you!
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Allegedly it's good for sore throats too, but I don't remember where I heard it from (it may have been in a stand-up comedian's routine) so I don't know if it's true or not.
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I am willing to be a martyr and let any attractive lady utilise my semen.

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Interesting

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Good jobs,Very Interesting....

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Oh YOU!
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Wait I live in a universe.
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Crazy man.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Pot meet kettle.

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