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That's hardly polite now is it? Try DESECRATE, it sounds much better.
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I WILL DESECRATE YOUR MOTHER.

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My mother's not a corpse!

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Gasp!

I'll have to warn her when I see her on Thanksgiving.

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Just remember not to kill her on the way!
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This is why I hate family gatherings!

Don't kill your mother... Jeez.

And she'll probably make me do dishes too!

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You'll probably kill her in an ironic way. Like you'll be desecrating something and then

IT'S A TUMOUR

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It's nadda tumour!
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Since when is chemistry not a science?

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It's not laguna!

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From my experiences as an "Auto" Doctor

It's a tumour.

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I will DESSICATE your mother.

. . . Too late?
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I will defecate your mother.

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Excrement!

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