This is the thread in which I taunt Oldrac mercilessly.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:19 am

Because I am not one to avoid a chance at ruining a good thing, I promise to mock and insult Oldrac passive-aggressively to satiate your desire to see me mock and insult Oldrac for the week.

Humor is forthcoming, and gratuity is not included. I'm tired however, so laterz!

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:26 am

Fantastic. This is a thread about your intention to clumsily* taunt your opponent.

Seriously looking forward to this.

*That's an assumption but I'm hoping it's clumsy.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:37 am

Begin good sir, begin!

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:27 pm

Well my laptop refuses to let me online, and the douchebags at Best Buys (even though I paid for the insurance) will charge me 30 bucks per thing they fix. Mother fuckers.
I had an excellent thing to do. I was going to taunt him daily. But I ain't got the cash. I'm at the library doing RESEARCH! If you've watched that Jackie Chan cartoon show you'd think that was funny.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:29 pm

I did watch that cartoon, however your remark amuses me NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:18 am

I detect a certain lack of taunting.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:42 am

There is so little taunting I have taken it upon myself to taunt Ahmet in the manner of the webcomic whose archives I am currently perusing and whose speech patterns I have adopted as my own.

Ahmet, I will deliver unto you a thousand blows to the cranium if you do not sate my mighty hunger for taunts. Are you hiding these taunts for fear of reprimand? This is because you are coward. A foolish coward who instead of yearning for brains as any fool should, yearns for the shaft of a man to fill your anus.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:14 am

Yeah, they destroyed my laptop. The guy puts a cd in, it crashes, and he told me to restart it. But I turned it on and its a blank screen, not even loading. I'm not going to be able to humor you guys for a bit.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:40 am

AHMETxRock wrote:Yeah, they destroyed my laptop. The guy puts a cd in, it crashes, and he told me to restart it. But I turned it on and its a blank screen, not even loading. I'm not going to be able to humor you guys for a bit.

You never humour us.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:52 am

Kimra wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:Yeah, they destroyed my laptop. The guy puts a cd in, it crashes, and he told me to restart it. But I turned it on and its a blank screen, not even loading. I'm not going to be able to humor you guys for a bit.
You never humour us.

Oh snap! And by snap I mean at least vent your anger a little bit.

Felstaff · Post by **Felstaff** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:46 pm

Ooh, laptop problems, eh? You have my sympathies. My laptop broke in a way that I can only describe through visual analogy:

Fat sumo wrestlers kicking it to pieces wasn't covered under my insurance plan. And I even took the gold star premium with extended warranty!

Euclidthegreek · Post by **Euclidthegreek** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:57 pm

I still don't see any taunting!
Do not they have internet in many a local library? Could not you taunt him from there? (This may be restricted to verbal/text taunting, but it's better than nothing.)

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:00 pm

Hey Oldrac, where you at? You know another week isn't enough time for you to think of something to beat me with. An entire century would not be enough time to defeat me.

Also, you smell! I bring into question your masculinity, your sexuality, and integrity of nerd-cred!

Euclidthegreek · Post by **Euclidthegreek** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:01 pm

Hallelujah! At last!

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:12 pm

My laptop was seriously fucked a while back. I took it to a repair place and apparently the graphics chip needed to be resoldered. I was surprised at how quick and simple it was, and how they immediately knew what the problem was. It cost several hundred dollars.

Luckily, they fixed it for free when it the same thing broke shortly after.

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