This is the thread in which I taunt Oldrac mercilessly.

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AHMETxRock wrote:Hey Oldrac, where you at? You know another week isn't enough time for you to think of something to beat me with. An entire century would not be enough time to defeat me.

Also, you smell! I bring into question your masculinity, your sexuality, and integrity of nerd-cred!
Yeah? Well, your Imam is so fat, three of the Five Pillars of Islam collapsed under his weight.
Also, you're a d-bag.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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I hear your hands are all stiff and locked into a certain position because of sexual favors you give the other fellas in the old underwater polo team in high school in exchange for not getting beat up.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Also, you're a d-bag.
Every morning, when he wakes up, D-bag laments his choice in rapper name.

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AHMETxRock wrote:I hear your hands are all stiff and locked into a certain position because of sexual favors you give the other fellas in the old underwater polo team in high school in exchange for not getting beat up.
Such a fabulous run-on sentence.

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LordRetard wrote:
Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Also, you're a d-bag.
Every morning, when he wakes up, D-bag laments his choice in rapper name.
It's not as bad a rapper name as Big Pooh, though
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Lethal Interjection wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:I hear your hands are all stiff and locked into a certain position because of sexual favors you give the other fellas in the old underwater polo team in high school in exchange for not getting beat up.
Such a fabulous run-on sentence.
Nuh-uh, a run-on sentence implies a grammatical error. This is just a long bitch.

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I pride myself on my grammar skills, as well as my ability to show up to forum battles.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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On that note, I think my best virtue is my charity.
I never miss an opportunity to give aid to the hopeless.
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Your wit cuts me like a foam sword - just barely, and in an incredibly annoying fashion.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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You wouldn't have that problem if you had a chitinous exoskeleton.
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Sorry, but I'd rather have some backbone.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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LordRetard wrote: Nuh-uh, a run-on sentence implies a grammatical error. This is just a long bitch.
True, I suppose. I use it as a descriptor of sentences that could easily be broken down for ease of reading. If it had grammatical problems I might not have praised it.

I love going back and reading Hobbes and the like and reading their fabulous paragraph-long sentences.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:I love going back and reading Hobbes and the like and reading their fabulous paragraph-long sentences.
I find it annoying when authors do that, as it makes the text more difficult to penetrate; however I cannot in all rights blame them without being hypocritical as I tend to write like that myself.
AHMETxRock wrote:I hear your hands are all stiff and locked into a certain position because of sexual favors you give the other fellas in the old underwater polo team in high school in exchange for not getting beat up.
Underwater polo? Is that like water polo, except played with all the players entirely submerged and wearing snorkles? That sounds really cool. I want to learn how to play. It sounds similar to Octopush.
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Euclidthegreek wrote:
Lethal Interjection wrote:I love going back and reading Hobbes and the like and reading their fabulous paragraph-long sentences.
I find it annoying when authors do that, as it makes the text more difficult to penetrate; however I cannot in all rights blame them without being hypocritical as I tend to write like that myself.
It does make it more difficult to read, but I admire the craft of it.

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I don't mind run on sentences that much. I'm reading Les Misérables right now, and Victor Hugo is horrible for run on sentences too, but once you get used to it, you hardly notice it.
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