See you all in 2 weeks

[HARDKORE]

Yeah.

You better have some awesome stories. You can tell is about a giant torg or what its like to roast in the belly of a slor.

[Euclidthegreek]

Maybe. . .
There's a REASON that he hasn't yet posted! [/glances suspiciously, sharpens weapons]

[Sahan]

Hah, I just beginning to wonder If I should prepare to take vengeance for Cirtur's death, but I see he is online, probably desperately trying to catch up to the past two week's activities. Welcome back!

[Cirtur]

Thank you, Sahan. Yes it is a bitch trying to catch up, but I have decided just to read General and New Outlandia and the rest can go away.

Now for a holiday story. I met a man in France dressed in a fluorescent jacket and a peaked cap. He had Barack Obama written on the jacket and SECURITY written on the back and spent a lot of his time yelling at people who walked past in french. He also directed cars into parking spaces and into each other.

He was a fun guy.

[Euclidthegreek]

So how were the beautiful Dalmatian mountains? I am pleased to see you escaped the land mines.

[Cirtur]

Yes it was nice not to have to work in a mine for land any more.

[nanhaiguanyin]

[font=Verdana][size=2]Why did God give men [url=http://www.airshooes.com][color=darkred]penises[/color][/url]?
So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.

How is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the shit out of you.

What are the small bumps around a woman's' [url=http://www.airshooes.com][color=magenta]nipples[/color][/url] for?
Its Braille for "suck here".

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?
Lipstick.

Why do women have [url=http://www.airshooes.com][color=darkred]tits[/color][/url]?
So men will talk to them.

What's the difference between a woman and a coffin?
You come in one and go in the other.

Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
Money.

Why did the army send so many women with pms to the Persian Gulf?
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After 5 years your job will still suck.

What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence.

Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Classic do more than one language, more classic in [url=http://www.airshooes.com][color=darkred]www.airshooes.com[/color][/url]
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[Sahan]

I remember GreenCrayon once totally ruined a similar set of spam jokes. Permission to do likewise?

[LordRetard]

You're a mod, you can make your own decisions like a grown-up.

[Sahan]

But the people might start complaining that I ruined a good thing.

[Lethal Interjection]

What good thing? They weren't even funny.*
And the guy is clearly misinformed about laxatives (they don't "irritate the shit out of you") and the war in the Persian Gulf.

*Except, perhaps the "Why do men die before their wives?" which made me laugh a little because of the simplicity and bluntness of it.

[AHMETxRock]

Don't forget the blatant sexism.

[Cirtur]

What sexism?

Does one of them imply men are equal to women?

HAHA REVERSAL that is just comedy
that is how it is done

[AHMETxRock]

I will ejaculate all over that mustache of yours, and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

[Cirtur]

What mustache?

I remember when you not making sense did not equal weird threats.