the cigarettes

Sorry TigerCrew, but she bribed me better than you did.

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Is it great that I now have to check every post here to see who actually wrote it? Yes.
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Timness wrote:You just can't trust anyone these days.

You stupid fags.
It's funny because it is insensitive and another word for cigarettes.

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Yeah boyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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It's Tiiiimmmneessss!

Or is it?

No seriously someone tell me because I don't have the powers to tell on my own.
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Actually, you can. Look at his profile and you'll see he hasn't been here since he last posted and left. But who could it have been, then!

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Well it's certainly not Ahmet, Citur, Kimra, Sahan, Apocalyptus, Oldrac, LI, or Ed.

It must be the evil spirits. Yes, definitely evil spirits.
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I can tell you that it definitely isn't Citur, because we don't have anyone on this Forum by that name. It's also not mountainimage or Edminister, for similar reasons.
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I like how he doesn't suspect me. Even though I'm heavily implying it was me.

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Tricksy hobbitses
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I do not believe I have used my mod powers for a single thing.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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I'm far too lazy to use powers. I could have been born all X-Men like and I wouldn't use those powers, because then people would expect things from me. Erg. Who wants that?
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Become evil and then they'll be grateful that you don't.
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Your manipulative tactics are quite sufficient. I shall do this as soon as I can be bothered.
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What are your powers by the way?

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The trouble with becoming evil is that all the good guys with powers of their own start showing up looking for fights, and then you have to use your powers to make them go away. If you're going to go that route, I suggest you go to the trouble subjugating a lackey or two to deal with that sort of situation. It'll save you effort in the long run.
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